rychenroller
Active Member
So any idea what Ballarat are going to play like? track shot gone after 1 or 2 games kinda thing?
Should be fun anyway, looking forward to Sunday.
Should be fun anyway, looking forward to Sunday.
emerson shild team
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Little macca
Member
i think that is a big call there craig we will see
good luck to all the bowlers bowling on sunday and
cant wait to see how every one goods on the day
good luck to all the bowlers bowling on sunday and
cant wait to see how every one goods on the day
Purple_Tweety
Miss Paige
As long as ballarat isn't as bad as wodonga you guys have nothing to worry about!! 
Just make sure you get more than 2 balls warm up!!
Good Luck to you all bowling sunday.
Hey Craig I hope you got photos of your glow in the dark, size 14 shoes and left handed bowling!!
Are you into bondage? :shock:
I'll add that to my list to find your perfect match! :wink:
Just make sure you get more than 2 balls warm up!!Good Luck to you all bowling sunday.
Hey Craig I hope you got photos of your glow in the dark, size 14 shoes and left handed bowling!!
Are you into bondage? :shock:
I'll add that to my list to find your perfect match! :wink:
lunchtime, lol, i wish, tell me people dont read this forum, we were strictly ordered by the association that all 7 players must be at ballarat before 8.30am
obviously they want to be hammered, so hammered they will be now
we had a team practise on sunday, first time brads bowled since his hernia op 5 weeks ago and looked good, dave was crook, pete was coaching the juniors, anthony came and rolled the arm over as he does every sunday, graeme just hung around with his secret weapon, campbell bowled crap as usual, and i sat up the back bagging him all morning, actually no i didn't, i was working :wink:
we are ready, we all bowled champs 2 weeks ago, everyone shot over the card, sunday will be a training drill
starting with me drilling adrian, macca and whatever wimp warrnambool puts up, and someone fresh from milking the cows
after a phone call at midday today, i might not be just leaving the state, i might be leaving the country.
lol wozza nice bait, but it might be truer than you ever hoped
you's still wont win nothing again till get gets back to that sandpit you call home, the place where you's throw ok, and everyone else throws well below average
add this to your list paige
size8-10
d cup or larger
nice head
long legs
loves bowling
loves holdens
loves travelling
loves footy, preferably carlton, definately not essendon or collingwood
if she owned a bowling centre that would be a bonus
if she could pay me, and not let me go to work, that would be even better
photo's, believe me, you don't want to see the pics i got, neither does roo boy :wink:
obviously they want to be hammered, so hammered they will be now
we had a team practise on sunday, first time brads bowled since his hernia op 5 weeks ago and looked good, dave was crook, pete was coaching the juniors, anthony came and rolled the arm over as he does every sunday, graeme just hung around with his secret weapon, campbell bowled crap as usual, and i sat up the back bagging him all morning, actually no i didn't, i was working :wink:
we are ready, we all bowled champs 2 weeks ago, everyone shot over the card, sunday will be a training drill
starting with me drilling adrian, macca and whatever wimp warrnambool puts up, and someone fresh from milking the cows
after a phone call at midday today, i might not be just leaving the state, i might be leaving the country.
lol wozza nice bait, but it might be truer than you ever hoped
you's still wont win nothing again till get gets back to that sandpit you call home, the place where you's throw ok, and everyone else throws well below average
add this to your list paige
size8-10
d cup or larger
nice head
long legs
loves bowling
loves holdens
loves travelling
loves footy, preferably carlton, definately not essendon or collingwood
if she owned a bowling centre that would be a bonus
if she could pay me, and not let me go to work, that would be even better
photo's, believe me, you don't want to see the pics i got, neither does roo boy :wink:
Purple_Tweety
Miss Paige
Craig thats an interesting list I will keep you posted but I'll be honest I don't think they actually make them that perfect.
Most guys are happy with blonde and big cups but when you add extras like bowling and holdens and carrrlton then that narrows the field but I will do my utmost to find a woman to fit that description just for you!
Most guys are happy with blonde and big cups but when you add extras like bowling and holdens and carrrlton then that narrows the field but I will do my utmost to find a woman to fit that description just for you!
Purple_Tweety
Miss Paige
From shepp hey I could take a stab at who but lets not
It must have been a while back and Wozza is right about carlton if you said just about any other team it wouldn't have been so bad, I suppose your one eyed too? :wink:
The blonde with the valve may have had her first appearance at Shepp but lets not forget she is from Ballarat and I'm sure she is looking forward to her next live appearance too!!
It must have been a while back and Wozza is right about carlton if you said just about any other team it wouldn't have been so bad, I suppose your one eyed too? :wink:
The blonde with the valve may have had her first appearance at Shepp but lets not forget she is from Ballarat and I'm sure she is looking forward to her next live appearance too!!
Craig Ryan
Member
Woza said:Hey Chucky
Found the perfect woman for you.
How about Barb the one eyed Carlton supporter that you see on the Footy Show - definetly a D Cup :shock: Dont think that she owns a bowling alley somehow
Woza... funny thing is she used to bowl in a league at Keon Park. I'm not to sure it she still does, but it looks like she might love bowling
rhonda has ordinary lap dancing skills, as was demonstrated at the dinner dance at Moronville (Morwell)
barb bowling at keon park, i knew keon park was one of my favourite centres, just didn't realise why until now :lol:
and yes paige you would have to turn the clock back a lil, to get the picture :wink:
lets get back to bowling guys, your beginning to corrupt me to all time high levels here
barb bowling at keon park, i knew keon park was one of my favourite centres, just didn't realise why until now :lol:
and yes paige you would have to turn the clock back a lil, to get the picture :wink:
lets get back to bowling guys, your beginning to corrupt me to all time high levels here
Woza
Active Member
Good luck to all the Teams bowling at Ballarat on the weekend
Hopefully our good friends from Geelong get through otherwise we will have no-one to hang it on for the next month :cry:
Hopefully they put some oil down for you Chucky - look after your elbow - Dont want you to have any excuses for the final.
And yes Chucky you would be very suprised about the number and the variety of people that read this forum :shock:
Hopefully our good friends from Geelong get through otherwise we will have no-one to hang it on for the next month :cry:
Hopefully they put some oil down for you Chucky - look after your elbow - Dont want you to have any excuses for the final.
And yes Chucky you would be very suprised about the number and the variety of people that read this forum :shock:
theres only a few things that have surprised me this year
1.ROOBOY hammering andrew "the legend" craig by 100 pins at country cup, then having to put up with him telling me about it 100 times
2.me getting suspended for a game at country for an indisgretion against the BYE of all things
3. the 7 bagger you threw at me, which deflated not only me but my team, it wasn't that you threw them wozza, it was as though on certain occasions, pins fell out of the machine to knock things out that were left standing, i saw some of the most pathetic pieces of $hit i have ever seen strike in my life, but it worked and good onya for it :wink:
4.marin getting up in my face for crossing lanes and getting in luke roberts face, marin must have travelled at least 8 lanes to tell me he didn't approve and suggested that if i didn't require plastic surgery not to do it again
5. me not getting all emotional when rhonda lapped danced me
6. the biggest surprise of them all
how big an influence the words "GAME OVER" would have on country cup
WOZZA you got more chance of wodonga men running 2nd last than we have of running anything below first on sunday
2 words
GEELONG
MELTON
the elbows been good, which means the scores are gonna be good
ballarat will look after us just fine, if not, we'll just use the abundance of ability we have to get over the line
the challenge is gonna be, coming home sunday night and getting on here telling you's how much we won by and trying to keep it in perspective without gloating too much
1.ROOBOY hammering andrew "the legend" craig by 100 pins at country cup, then having to put up with him telling me about it 100 times
2.me getting suspended for a game at country for an indisgretion against the BYE of all things
3. the 7 bagger you threw at me, which deflated not only me but my team, it wasn't that you threw them wozza, it was as though on certain occasions, pins fell out of the machine to knock things out that were left standing, i saw some of the most pathetic pieces of $hit i have ever seen strike in my life, but it worked and good onya for it :wink:
4.marin getting up in my face for crossing lanes and getting in luke roberts face, marin must have travelled at least 8 lanes to tell me he didn't approve and suggested that if i didn't require plastic surgery not to do it again
5. me not getting all emotional when rhonda lapped danced me
6. the biggest surprise of them all
how big an influence the words "GAME OVER" would have on country cup
WOZZA you got more chance of wodonga men running 2nd last than we have of running anything below first on sunday
2 words
GEELONG
MELTON
the elbows been good, which means the scores are gonna be good
ballarat will look after us just fine, if not, we'll just use the abundance of ability we have to get over the line
the challenge is gonna be, coming home sunday night and getting on here telling you's how much we won by and trying to keep it in perspective without gloating too much
graham would probably be able to tell us officially, but i have a feeling we have the most viewed topic on the whole of the forum
over 7200 views and we are 3 months out from the main game
we'll nail 10,000
we will while i keep stirrin you guys up anyway
and woza keeps baiting
and paige finds my perfect match
and roo boy talks about flatulence and relates it to my grammar
and of course wheel barrow keeps trying to convince me to go to bendigo
wheres joe ??? has he been silenced, i doubt it, is he trying to work out how chucky the super coach stole his youth cup off him???
maybe its time to get a whole heap of posts happening with my next controversial bombshell
over 7200 views and we are 3 months out from the main game
we'll nail 10,000
we will while i keep stirrin you guys up anyway
and woza keeps baiting
and paige finds my perfect match
and roo boy talks about flatulence and relates it to my grammar
and of course wheel barrow keeps trying to convince me to go to bendigo
wheres joe ??? has he been silenced, i doubt it, is he trying to work out how chucky the super coach stole his youth cup off him???
maybe its time to get a whole heap of posts happening with my next controversial bombshell
i been hearing alot of things so now i'm gonna put it out to my friends in the forum
how did werribee manage to shoot 600 pins more than the 2nd place emmerson shield team to run third???
did teams bowl consecutive matches on the same pairs of lanes???
did teams get to match their line ups more than other teams???
was werribee that threatening that teams had to lay down so they wouldn't make it thru to the final???
should emmerson shield go to petersen points to avoid another lobsided result from happening again???
hope ya hungry guys, cause thats a banquet for thought
how did werribee manage to shoot 600 pins more than the 2nd place emmerson shield team to run third???
did teams bowl consecutive matches on the same pairs of lanes???
did teams get to match their line ups more than other teams???
was werribee that threatening that teams had to lay down so they wouldn't make it thru to the final???
should emmerson shield go to petersen points to avoid another lobsided result from happening again???
hope ya hungry guys, cause thats a banquet for thought
