emerson shild team

[craig]

bloody hell woza

you and your dates, this aint the first time either :wink:

i think you only missed the team cause ya didn't turn up to one of the practises cause ya got the date wrong, unfortunately for you's, you told motta and lacey as well.

me scared of you guys, no way

more interested how inflated them averages are

hey paige, are you asking me out on a date???? 8) 8)

macca, stop dreamin, it aint gonna happening, you'll fight out 4th and 5th with that team

 

[Woza]

Chucky

You of all people know that there are only two dates/times that you need to remember. When does the pub open and when does the pub closed.

As for inflated aves - I should have inflated mine and I would have made the team. Nah no inflation here these are the actual aves that the guys bowled to make the team.

I only posted the aves to see if the fish were biting and in the end I didn't even need bait they were virtually jumping into the boat. I didn't even lose a hook as I made sure that I tied my knot correctly :wink:

In the end though neither finals are bowled at Morwell so these aves count for nothing. It is what the team does on the day at the centre they are bowling in, on the conditions that are layed that counts nothing else matters.

I have no time for people who come up to me and say "but at home I ave 215" whilst they are strugglin for a 150 game.

Your not at home at the moment get over it.

Look at past CCups and teams like Geelong, Shepp, Latrobe Valley, etc. Even individuals like the Roo Boy constantly in the All Stars Why are they always near the top - It is because they can adapt to any condition presented, they know how to bowl more than 1 line - Yes that right there is more than 1 line and they will find a way to score on the conditions that are presented. They dont sit there and sook about the conditions and throw the towel in (Sometimes they do)

To every team out there it does not matter what you average at home, It dosent matter what you average at your Zone Final. The only time it counts is at Geelong for the final

 

[craig]

grrrrrr

roy boy he is so over rated :lol: :lol: :lol:

the population of wodonga would agree with me

he goes well on a flat track, but no good on the obstacle course, like wodonga provided

nothing wrong with complaining, as long as its valid

 

[Woza]

Hey Chucky

I would have put you in there to but you are a bit like Garoich - bowl 1 miss a few :wink:

 

[craig]

you just make sure my friend to enjoy the show, from the pine, make sure you bring a pillow, so ya a$$ don't go numb from lack of activity

we are thinking about putting a door charge on sunday for all spectators, cause the shows that good that it will be worth paying to see

but my mates can get in for half price

ooops, i forgot, i got no friends :wink: :wink: :wink:

 

[Woza]

Thanks for the advise re the pillow I'll take that into consideration. I didnt relaise that they had pine at the ball return.

Hadn't u heard Woza's on the team :lol:

Hope I havent upset the bookie to much :wink:

 

[bowlrig]

I would have put you in there to but you are a bit like Garoich - bowl 1 miss a few

Hey Woza,
Some people, sometimes have more important things to do than play tiddly winks with the La Trobe ladies, oops sorry mens team. (No offence to the real womens team of La Trobe).

By the way Woza didn't that loud hand slappin' thing go out back in the 90's.

Hey chucky if ya really desperate try www.lonelytarts.com you might find some of the shepp boy's there.

Rob

 

[craig]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i love it when i don't have to comment

I didnt realise that they had introduced mixed teams as that would be the only way that we would see a Chandler bowling with a Garioch these days

hey rig, are you the garioch with the skirt??? cause my mate wozza told me that only garioch's in skirts can bowl

say it isn't so

 

[Assassin_300]

HEy Woza

Good to hear ya back We'd certainly miss that little frame shadowing both sides of the ball return area......And those cracking hand slaps

Rob thats not a bad site might have to join,I'm a bit worried about the preview page theirs a very hairy legged dress wearing...Um Person....looks a bit like you :shock: ....least now we know what ya doing when not bowling Emerson Etc

Cheerz
Kevin

 

[Purple_Tweety]

hey chucky

your funny ha ha. Date... sorry don't think the other half would like sharing much.

But if you want someone I'm sure I could find a sexy blow up with a g-string and fish nets for you lol :shock:

I've got some contacts that might be able to help me locate the perfect partner for you..... :? he he

 

[Roo Boy]

Hey chucky im over rated am i???

Yeah i guess your correct once again. Thats why i keep on beating you but oh well im still so over rated.

Thanks for the kind words WOZA.

Hey Kev tell Rowie i felt sorry for him thats why i allowed him to beat me plus also i was upset from being restrained and possibly kicked out the bowling centre becuase i told the guy that runs the bowl that 2 practice balls is a load of crap and that do they no how to use there oiling machine and put a half decent condition. Mildura used to put down a better condition with a spray gun. I definitley didnt like the guy waving his finger at me and i think he should be happy that Pat and Kev restrained me and walked me away because i wasnt a happy camper. Will definitley never set foot in the bowl again. :x :x :x :x

Deano

 

[craig]

ROOBOY

was he telling you he thought you were number 1 too

or

was he singling out that 1 unit of oil is ample for a bowler of your calibur to kill it on

or

was he signalling, that you were lucky you got 2 practise balls, and seeing you won't stop complaining, you'll only get 1 next time

p.s good to see you back, good to see a reaction to the carrot i dangled on the mobile phone, i knew it would get you involved in the convo again

PAIGE

they definately suit the roo boy, his obsession with dressing in womens clothes, merits him recieving more gifts of that sort.

i noticed at the Youth Sheild, how handy it is having the adult shop out the back, do you ever have trouble having to drag Kev back into the bowl in between league games???

contacts, hmmmmm, i having scary scary thoughts, and its involving body hair in places there shouldn't be any

KEV & WOZZA

the goulburn valley and the latrobe valley alliance is encouraging, makes it even better when i line up against you, and give you a hiding while your new friend "joffa" just sits there in disgust, 2 for the price of 1, sounds like a good deal to me

WOZZA

still waiting for verification on the comment in regards to "the only gariochs that can bowl wear skirts" ????

 

[Roo Boy]

HAHAHA craig u know i cant keep my mouth shut.

But in all honesty i thought Wodonga was a bit of a joke, not being nasty but it was. How can u decide in the manangers meeting b4 we started bowling that we were going to have 5 mins practice then when we get onto the lanes we get a lousy 2 balls. Lucky i hadnt been having a drink the night b4 and come in with a hangover cos they mite of got the nasty side of Roo Boy. I thought thats why we had a disputes committee. They couldnt even do a thing not cos they didnt want to but they couldnt becuase of one person. I was all for goin over to Albury and bowling.

Deano

 

[craig]

i think at the end of day, KEV has stolen your crown as the best dry lane player in the state, its hard to let go, but let it go mate, there's bigger challenges out there

like rounding up the troops to have another great at me at country cup, at least you don't have to qualify for that :wink:

 

[Roo Boy]

Hey chucky if wanted to hear from a asshole i would of farted. HAHAHAHA

Hey we will be there at C/Cup bigger and better than ever. Maybe u mite have to join us.

Kev i will proudly give the title of dry lane specialist.

Deano

 

[Woza]

Look at this throw out a bit of berley and look what comes to the surface :wink:

Good to hear from you Rob - If we are going to play tiddly winks at least we are the tiddly wink champions. Maybe the hand slap did go out in the 90's but that would put you in the same category - I dont recall seeing you in a CCup since then (I'm not very good with dates - so no doubt you will correct me if I am wrong.) So for the record will we see you in Geelong? - surley there is someone who can look after the bowl for you

Chucky - Heres a thought Garioch in a skirt :shock: Can he cook and wash :wink: Looks like Chucky might be goin back to Mildura

Kev - Now I am worried Pink shirts, talk of white pants and noticing my petite little frame :wink: I might have to take Chuckys advice, bring a pillow and spend all of my time on the pine.

The official reason why I am not in the top seven - With all the talk of Public Liability insurance and my demeanor on the lanes I was considered to high a risk for insurance. Apparently I was even money for killing someone celebrating another strike :wink: espically if it was against Chucky :wink: That is killing someone from my own team let alone what I would do to the oposition.

Now if you believed that SUCKERS The real reason is that I was not good enough at the trials but I will be back

 

[Purple_Tweety]

Don't some of you guys ever sleep?

And Deano I'm with you on the roll off at wodonga you weren't the only one getting agro but the only one who said what you think to that finger waiving guy so that the rest of us could hear, it makes it so much easier to eaves drop!!!

Kevs trophy has pride of place on his mantle but I couldn't find any crayon on it, I was looking for it

Chucky - I keep forgetting that erotic nights is out the back of the bowl its such a family place - fruit shop, adult shop, tenpin bowling and the cinemas what a great combination!!

And I keep telling Kev that if I have to come and drag him out one more time that he has to wear what he buys when he bowls next time!!!! lol :shock: Wouldn't that be pretty.......NOT!!!!!

I'm not giving anything away on my contacts but extra body hair my god where do you get these ideas, what a horrible mental picture!!

Maybe you went into that shop behind the bowl when you were in Shepp?!!!

If my contacts can't help me then I know who else to ask.....I'm sure Rowie might be of some assistance lol 8) 8)

 

[bowlrig]

Hey Woza,

Apparently I was even money for killing someone celebrating another strike

Most at risk after a Woza strike would be Webby and Millsy.
I reckon every time they see you coming they mess in their panties.

 

[Woza]

True True

Millsy has been known to stand the younger guys in the team first in line and then give them a push in the back as I am coming off the lanes. I still cant work out why the opposition dont want my strikes :wink: When I offer them they generally put their hands behinf their back

I think that the only real person that I collected was Eric Harrison in 99 when we beat Colac in the second last game to win. He was a bit slow to get his hands up and next thing he knows his glasses were on the floor in pieces.

 

[craig]

PAIGE

You're right on the money

The youth team wanted a bonding session, i thought they said bondage, so thats where we ended up, after a quick tour of the shop the team said that they meant bonding, so went went over and had a bowl left handed in size 14 shoes.

sleep is for the weak

WOZZA

treasure that win, cause it will be your last while i live in this state