charliebrown
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An Australian couple on holidays in NZ were driving down a country road (1/2 km from Wellington) when the wife said to her husband "..is that man doing what I think to that poor sheep!!"
The husband stops the car and takes a second look "looks like he is, well I always wondered if all the stories were true, now we know."
He winds down the window and yells out "Hey you, yeah the one romancing the bone with that sheep, in Australia we shear our sheep!"
The kiwi yells back "Piss off mate; I'm not sharing my Sheep with anyone."
The husband stops the car and takes a second look "looks like he is, well I always wondered if all the stories were true, now we know."
He winds down the window and yells out "Hey you, yeah the one romancing the bone with that sheep, in Australia we shear our sheep!"
The kiwi yells back "Piss off mate; I'm not sharing my Sheep with anyone."