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[jimcross]

Heard from a friend in the US recently ( you may know him, Bill) - anyway, with this recent bad weather there, he has had three full days of a raging snowstorm.

His wife has done nothing but look through a window the whole time. He reckons that if it doesn't let up a bit shortly, he'll probably have to let her in.

 

[rambo1]

A new Army Captain was assigned to an unit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'

The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so ok the camel can stay.'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

'No Sir. The men usually just ride Molly into town. That's where the girls are ...'