Brenton_Davy
900Global bowler
Kermit the frog goes into a bank to get a loan to buy a house. He goes up to the Enquiries counter where he sees a bank clerk name Patricia Wack serving. THe conversation that follows, goes like this:
Kermit: Ah, Miss Wack, I would like to get a loan to buy a house
Patricia: We don't give loans to frogs.
K: My name is Kermit Jagger, My father is Mick Jagger. Ask the manager, I am sure he will allow the loan.
P: Well Mr Jagger, if we are going to give you a loan, we will need some security. What can you offer us as security against the loan?
At this point Kermit pulls out a one inch high ceramic elephant and plonks it on the counter.
K: Now please Miss Wack, go and see the manager, I am sure he will OK the loan
The clerk goes back to the managers office and says to the manager:
"I have a frog out at the counter who says he is Mick Jaggers son and he wants a loan to buy a house. The only security he has offered is this one inch high ceramic elephant. He also says he is sure you will OK the loan. What are we going to do?"
To which the manager replies:
"Its a nic-nac Patty Wack give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!!"
Kermit: Ah, Miss Wack, I would like to get a loan to buy a house
Patricia: We don't give loans to frogs.
K: My name is Kermit Jagger, My father is Mick Jagger. Ask the manager, I am sure he will allow the loan.
P: Well Mr Jagger, if we are going to give you a loan, we will need some security. What can you offer us as security against the loan?
At this point Kermit pulls out a one inch high ceramic elephant and plonks it on the counter.
K: Now please Miss Wack, go and see the manager, I am sure he will OK the loan
The clerk goes back to the managers office and says to the manager:
"I have a frog out at the counter who says he is Mick Jaggers son and he wants a loan to buy a house. The only security he has offered is this one inch high ceramic elephant. He also says he is sure you will OK the loan. What are we going to do?"
To which the manager replies:
"Its a nic-nac Patty Wack give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!!"