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Woza
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Thats were the story takes another twist as I actually brought another ball last Thursday night - and no it wasnt a Hammer 
I actually brought the Animal Untamed - sort of suits my profile on the lanes
What do I do with my new 'erection'
Might wack a couple of holes in it :shock:
Give it a run and see if it pleases me as long as it doesnt make me violently ill :wink:
Chucky dont tell me that you want a ball that is named after the thing that sits on your shoulders :wink:
I actually brought the Animal Untamed - sort of suits my profile on the lanesWhat do I do with my new 'erection'
Might wack a couple of holes in it :shock:
Give it a run and see if it pleases me as long as it doesnt make me violently ill :wink:
Chucky dont tell me that you want a ball that is named after the thing that sits on your shoulders :wink:
wozza is bored
kev n kerr are scared
deano is out of the picture
adrian and adam are in the lab creating secret weapons
and ya all boring the hell out of me
SPEAK UP or SHUT UP
GEELONG has now firmed into 1/100,000,000
cause you have lost the ability to talk me into anything else
oh and what are you up to paige, you done the dishes yet???
kev n kerr are scared
deano is out of the picture
adrian and adam are in the lab creating secret weapons
and ya all boring the hell out of me
SPEAK UP or SHUT UP
GEELONG has now firmed into 1/100,000,000
cause you have lost the ability to talk me into anything else
oh and what are you up to paige, you done the dishes yet???
Purple_Tweety
Miss Paige
well how rude craig!
Is that all I'm good for is doing the dishes? I hate doing dishes by the way!! :lol: :lol:
So as you are trying to create a stir then I will retaliate!
I found these gorgeous tiny pink mini skirts the other day and I think I'll get one for woza and one for you craig!!
You know blue can be such a boring colour you need something to brighten you up!! And they might attract attention to that area!
Is that all I'm good for is doing the dishes? I hate doing dishes by the way!! :lol: :lol:
So as you are trying to create a stir then I will retaliate!
I found these gorgeous tiny pink mini skirts the other day and I think I'll get one for woza and one for you craig!!
You know blue can be such a boring colour you need something to brighten you up!! And they might attract attention to that area!
rychenroller
Active Member
Craig, surely having Geelong at the prohibitive odds of one hundred million to one on, you can do better than 2/1 for Melton? I mean really...you should be offering at least 20/1 to create some sort of interest in the market.
If thats the case, I'll have $20 with ya
If thats the case, I'll have $20 with ya
Purple_Tweety
Miss Paige
Hmmm Woza that's an interesting concept!!
A "Paige Extreme Makeover" I'm not sure if Craig has the criteria to make the cut though!! I'd have to put him in for consideration! lol :lol:
A "Paige Extreme Makeover" I'm not sure if Craig has the criteria to make the cut though!! I'd have to put him in for consideration! lol :lol:
ha!!!
you want interest
melton 200/1
shepparton 600/1
moreoil without wozza 10,000/1
wodonga 2/1
ed flemming 50/1 only cause geelong is a lefties ditch otherwise 7,000/1 with strahanny
narre warren 2/1 looking after my ex geelong folk
mentone 9/1 cause i had to dream up a number from somewhere
womens odds remain the same
and paige dont forget how great i'd look in a mini, and when you get wozza's, just ask for one that suits a fat cow
what area is that, my great ass, or my big ....
seriously if we lose i will accept our 2nd place award in a pink mini supplied by you paigey, if we run 3rd i will move to moreoil, and if we run any lower, i will give up
make sure you have them boys kissin a$$ at boot camp wozza, they'll need all the practise they can get
whats happening over mooroolbark way mr dyer ?? have you boys been practising?? i hope so, nothing worse than kicking out of form a$$
now ya finished the dishes paigey, how bout fetchin me a stubbie, i'm feeling a bit dry atm :wink:
you want interest
melton 200/1
shepparton 600/1
moreoil without wozza 10,000/1
wodonga 2/1
ed flemming 50/1 only cause geelong is a lefties ditch otherwise 7,000/1 with strahanny
narre warren 2/1 looking after my ex geelong folk
mentone 9/1 cause i had to dream up a number from somewhere
womens odds remain the same
and paige dont forget how great i'd look in a mini, and when you get wozza's, just ask for one that suits a fat cow
what area is that, my great ass, or my big ....
seriously if we lose i will accept our 2nd place award in a pink mini supplied by you paigey, if we run 3rd i will move to moreoil, and if we run any lower, i will give up
make sure you have them boys kissin a$$ at boot camp wozza, they'll need all the practise they can get
whats happening over mooroolbark way mr dyer ?? have you boys been practising?? i hope so, nothing worse than kicking out of form a$$
now ya finished the dishes paigey, how bout fetchin me a stubbie, i'm feeling a bit dry atm :wink:
Purple_Tweety
Miss Paige
Fetch your own stubbie Craig!! What did you last slave die of?
Now I know exactly why you are still single!! lol lol
Where do you want to attract attention? You had better be prepared to shave those legs of yours too craig coz you can't wear a skirt with hairy legs darrrling!!
Now I know exactly why you are still single!! lol lol
Where do you want to attract attention? You had better be prepared to shave those legs of yours too craig coz you can't wear a skirt with hairy legs darrrling!!
Assassin_300
CountryCupx3 Emersonx2 SeniorShieldx1
"Kev And Keeery Scared"
Were Scared...... LOL......I can guarantee you Nothing scares me least of all yourself(its hard to be scared of anybody that wares white pants...Andrew Craig being the exception).....although being underneath one of Dave's famous Swan Dives is slightly worrying :shock:
I will say you guys are good infact very good,but you are also very beatable....and with your promise of wareing the Mini on exceptence of 2nd I am certain that everyone will be giving there all to see this take place
And remember Craig your biggest asset is also your biggest down fall
We at Shepp have decided to bring in the big guns we want someone who is an excellent motivater has the gall to go against the mighty chuckster and has the the confidence of Bill Clinton........
Now I wonder who Fits the bill,only one person comes to mind
And That Person is Deano......The RooBoy.......
Deano help us plot the downfall of the mighty ones
DEANO =D> DEANO =D> DEANO =D> DEANO =D> DEANO =D>
Hey Chuck one more thing.....BRING IT ON
Cheerz
Kevin
Were Scared...... LOL......I can guarantee you Nothing scares me least of all yourself(its hard to be scared of anybody that wares white pants...Andrew Craig being the exception).....although being underneath one of Dave's famous Swan Dives is slightly worrying :shock:
I will say you guys are good infact very good,but you are also very beatable....and with your promise of wareing the Mini on exceptence of 2nd I am certain that everyone will be giving there all to see this take place
And remember Craig your biggest asset is also your biggest down fall
We at Shepp have decided to bring in the big guns we want someone who is an excellent motivater has the gall to go against the mighty chuckster and has the the confidence of Bill Clinton........
Now I wonder who Fits the bill,only one person comes to mind
And That Person is Deano......The RooBoy.......
Deano help us plot the downfall of the mighty ones
DEANO =D> DEANO =D> DEANO =D> DEANO =D> DEANO =D>
Hey Chuck one more thing.....BRING IT ON
Cheerz
Kevin
bring on the roo boy
he mightn't be good enough on the lanes, maybe he will be off the lanes
he'll have you more scared of him, than me by the end of the weekend, i bet ya when i go up to him after game 3, he will quote his famous team line
"F$@* these guys are useless, can i come bowl with you"
and with sunraysia missing and melton realising that game 2 at ballarat was a fluke, well you keep praying, it might happen
paige, i'll shave down just for you, would you like me to wear my g-string too???
you know what kevvy i have a "GAME OVER" with your name on it
i just hope you show some responsibility and don't hide yourself in the middle of the line up like you've been doing of late
p.s she died from a testosterone over load on my behalf, but at least she was smiling :lol: :lol: :lol:
he mightn't be good enough on the lanes, maybe he will be off the lanes
he'll have you more scared of him, than me by the end of the weekend, i bet ya when i go up to him after game 3, he will quote his famous team line
"F$@* these guys are useless, can i come bowl with you"
and with sunraysia missing and melton realising that game 2 at ballarat was a fluke, well you keep praying, it might happen
paige, i'll shave down just for you, would you like me to wear my g-string too???
you know what kevvy i have a "GAME OVER" with your name on it
i just hope you show some responsibility and don't hide yourself in the middle of the line up like you've been doing of late
p.s she died from a testosterone over load on my behalf, but at least she was smiling :lol: :lol: :lol:
rychenroller
Active Member
craig said:
7-0 is not a fluke, its a demoralization of your opponent. You went and found Ballarat or someone after that game because you needed to rebuild your confidence, to know that what happened was an aberration. But we just kept throwing pocket shots at you, til the famous Geelong unbeatable line up cracked, and went home.
Be prepared for more of the same. We're coming to play, to knock you off your high horse, no matter what centre we gotta go to :wink:
Assassin_300
CountryCupx3 Emersonx2 SeniorShieldx1
Hey Craig
I play 5 ,ya comming down to where the big boys play or stayin in the comfort of leed,I'm sure Kerrry Or Rowie will find it in their hearts to accomadate you up there too
Good To see Melton getting in on the act
You say "Game over"......but I reckon the Game is just begining
Cheerz
Kevin
I play 5 ,ya comming down to where the big boys play or stayin in the comfort of leed,I'm sure Kerrry Or Rowie will find it in their hearts to accomadate you up there too
Good To see Melton getting in on the act
You say "Game over"......but I reckon the Game is just begining
Cheerz
Kevin
Purple_Tweety
Miss Paige
Craig you may wear your g-string only if it is matching in colour!! Are you sure it was a smile maybe it was wind!!
Well as the games get closer it looks as thou the big boys are marking their territory. We will see if the big men can fly! We know their mouths are working well lol :lol:
Well as the games get closer it looks as thou the big boys are marking their territory. We will see if the big men can fly! We know their mouths are working well lol :lol:
Purple_Tweety
Miss Paige
oh by the way Craig I will need your pants size so I can get the mini to fit oh and an estimate on the length of your legs...we wouldn't want it to be too short your g-string would pop out!! :shock:
:shock:small and short
is that how they measure them???
pink g-string, ya joking girl :wink:
kevvy kevvy kevvy
number 1 is for number 1 team player
number 5 is reserved for the team professional, that would be mr flynn
number 2 is for the man who will throw the most strikes, mr mini flynn
number 4 is for the other fiq rep, mr carmichael
number 3 is for the boys to fight over campbell, ott and rowe
do you think your a pro ??? do you think you can keep up with "THE GREAT ONE" ??? would you be happy to stay within 50 pins of him ???
thats what i wanna know my friend
you keep rowey away from me, he kicks my ass every time, lil prick he is :wink:
is that how they measure them???
pink g-string, ya joking girl :wink:
kevvy kevvy kevvy
number 1 is for number 1 team player
number 5 is reserved for the team professional, that would be mr flynn
number 2 is for the man who will throw the most strikes, mr mini flynn
number 4 is for the other fiq rep, mr carmichael
number 3 is for the boys to fight over campbell, ott and rowe
do you think your a pro ??? do you think you can keep up with "THE GREAT ONE" ??? would you be happy to stay within 50 pins of him ???
thats what i wanna know my friend
you keep rowey away from me, he kicks my ass every time, lil prick he is :wink:
