emerson shild team

Yeah Chucky I was paying attention

But why state the obvious - we dented the armour last year and then single handly put the arrow through the heart of the 'NUMBER 1 TEAM PLAYER' with the 'GAME OVER'

But yes the game is definetly on for Geelong and with the promise of the pink mini - I reckon your six team mates might have a hidden agenda :lol:
 
hey boys who do you reckon will have the best looking women's team.any future miss universe misshaps on the cards? :oops:
 
That was going to be our secret weapon against Geelong

Tall, Blond, Good looking and in a Carlton g-string to match Chuckys pink one :lol:
 
yeah but there might be some tripping in those heels and with how low some of the shorts are its wont supprise me if we see some G action. :D is anyone going to own up to having soem hotties or is hter too many country girls bowling! :?
 
Emerson Shield

Hi guys, saw Chucky at Forest Hills last Saturday, and he had a lot of shopping bags from the Boutique stores. Sounds like he is busy buying those G-Strings.....or new gear to outfit the Dream team from Geelong....
 
Woza - I'm working on Chuckys date but she doesn't have to be blonde remember he doesn't have a thing for blondes. But must be tall with long legs and large chest and own a bowling centre so he doesn't have to work and of course love carlton! :p

I have to admit I'm struggling to find someone to fit all of the criteria. :? :lol:
 
I did'nt think this thread could get any worse....but I now think we have hit an all time low....lol

I wonder what the rest of Australia and even the world think of us Vic Bowlers.......Shit its goood isnt it :D :D :D :D

Cheerz
Kevin
 
They love us

Where else could we arrange such an array of freaks :shock:

By the way chucky u might want to visit the solarium - dont want to see those lily white cheeks :roll:
 
Maybe he could go for the Shane Woewodin orange winter tan style with the particularly fetching white apparel.

Now theres a fashion statement :shock:
 
Hey Chucker

the only Miss Universe mishap you can be hoping for will be when Chucky is recieving his second or third place medal.

Lets hope that they can make the top 3 Hey - Now that would be an embarrassment :oops:

By the way Chucky - who are you bowlin with next year Werribee or Geelong
 
that would be a mishap but a good one.why would he want top join a team that couldn't even make it to the final?maybe he could be persuaded to join the new centre :wink:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

interesting reading today

wozza, all you need to know is i WON'T be bowling for moreoil, so that means you still might have a chance of sneaking in, after seeing this years result

any woman in a skirt with a look about her is distracting, but i have mastered the art of focussing, so when i face the pins, the missile is heading straight for the 1-3, and when i'm facing the other way, the missile, well it knows where to point

paige, that'd be a size 10 8)

adam, carlon 2 collingwood 0 (woewodin tried to dye himself yellow, he thought it an appropriate color, i heard a rumour he was trying to convince rhys shaw into going the same color)

kevvy, you haven't answered the question

joe, i didn't realise you got close enough to see in my bags, you would have peeled off a few numbers like them in the past hey ???

werribee would go ok, they just need to be shown the way, if not i'd just have to carry them accross the line, it worked last year for geelong. lol persuaded to join another centre, i have enough trouble getting motivated to make it to league, i think i just clocked up 60 league games for the year

miss universe, my a$$ is fantastic, unlike her flabby pair of air bags

wheres my wife, and more importantly, has she got my stubbie yet, man could die of thirst around here

i reckon i had made my search way too easy, so i have comprised a new criteria for my perfect wife

long legs, big breasted, owns a bowling centre, carlton supporter, nymphomaniac and has a desire to spend as little of my money as possible, loves to travel, and doesn't mind a bit of girl on girl action :wink: :wink: :wink:
 
Hey Craig

"The Answer"

Flynny is the man,It will be an honour to play him and maybe make him sweat a bit who knows what will happen on the day

But most of all I want to play you,even if I have to come out of my comfort zone and play leed,but like you I'II do what it takes.....I'm really starting to look forward to this \:D/

Chucky looking at Miss Universe :^o

Cheerz
Kevin
 
craig said:
adam, carlon 2 collingwood 0 (woewodin tried to dye himself yellow, he thought it an appropriate color, i heard a rumour he was trying to convince rhys shaw into going the same color)

Rhyce doesnt need the lessons, but Woey does. SOS is coming to Collingwood next year, maybe we'll get Barnaby to tag along for some dropping the head guidance for solarium boy :wink:
 
Well well look at the conversation today, I go to work and when I come home you have all been at it!!

Craig are you talking a womens 10? Have you dressed up in womens clothes before? I was expecting a mens size but if thats what you think then I will have the most sparkling pink mini skirt just for you, and while we are at it can I add a pink wig and maybe a hat? :wink:

If you can wear the mini then the wig and hat are just accessories! :lol:
 
Just a friendly hello from my old stomping grounds here in Mt Gambier. My secret training program of West End Draught and bowling on lanes where Godzilla has danced on the first 10ft of them is going well. No secret weapons yet(will be soon though!) Craig but the back room at the bowl here where the ball spinner lurks now looks like Hayesies drilling room thanks to some out of date ball catalouges and a large ball of blu-tac. The final part of my training (sitting on a ride on mower all day dreaming of all the new stuff i'm going to drill up with the money i'm making) doesn't start for a week or 2 though. Can't wait to avenge my towering -400 from the 97 Venutos Cup too, as long as i don't scratch my eyeball the day before i think i'll be fine(would have had a better excuse if i'd bowled with the eyepatch still on),last time i ever took only 2 balls to a tournament as well!
 
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