emerson shild team

You dont need to make Flynny sweat

As soon as Chucky calls the Team in for "The Huddle of Doom" then you know that you have got them beat
 
lol "the huddle of death"

yeah i was worried when we were 100 down at the end of the 5th against you's at last years emmerson shield, so i called the huddle, and wowee, i pulled off a miracle to steal the tournament from you's

then i tried it again at country cup, and found the huddle only appeals to a certain kind of player

the huddle was formed at ballarat after melton towelled us up, to great effect

this years emmerson, i think the huddle will be unnessecary, but if used, will have the desired effect, to weild doom on all others from the moment there after

i should write a book on the huddle, many teams would want to steal a trick or 20 out of it

i'd even autograph one for you wozza

deano would probably want to charge to recite it word for word, without even opening the book, he so loves the sounds of his voice
 
Let Me Guess What was said in the "huddle of doom"

Right you'se Boys,no more of this ansey pansey shit,I'm fed up being the only one waring womens underware you can all put it on,trust me it makes you chuck so much better there just so comfortable,now if you dont start having a go I'm going to show everyone my new G string.........

The rest just use you imagination.....better still start adding what you think chucky said,but remember he has'nt actually said he's a cross dresser

Cheerz
Kevin
 
Maybe you haven't said it but you have hinted at it and thats good enough for us! :p

Oh I'm getting closer to finding Craig a wife too, I thought it would never happen and then I met someone! But I'm not giving too much away at this stage!

I've got some fantastic ideas for the mini skirt too so all you guys out there had better get your teams together and figure out your best techniques for beating Geelong coz I wanna see Craig in a pink mini complete with wig and hat! :p :lol:
 
So how is this for a challenge:

Geelong don't win Emerson, Chucky has to parade the approach in the pink mini but if Geelong do win Woza and Kevin have to do the walk of shame across the approach in the pink mini.

Reckon Chucky might just go for this, don't know about the other two though.

Rob
 
they wouldn't have the balls

but if thats the case, maybe b1 & b2 could be seen in a pink mini, and be comfortable in it :lol:

and maybe there cheerleader deano, could just wear that fancy frock he has been spotted in before :wink:
 
in reference to the "HUDDLE"

it always starts with, now listen here!!!

the rest is classified information
 
Geez Rob who asked you to get involved in this.....and bloody paige and your affliction with getting chucky into a mini.....

Woz And me in Mini's thats one scary mental Picture,to which Craig I would'nt be comfortable in,but it could be worth it just to see you in one

I'm going to have a good think about this one....what do ya reckon Woz ?

Cheerz
Kevin
 
Oh My God,

the dribble that we are all now spinning, is unbelievable. What is this about Ed Fleming being at those massive odds. I take full exception to those odds. :evil: The team is not only lefite Ian, but it is me too, :wink: the rest are there to, and will bring in those last few points we will need.

Chucky, if your in lead off, l will love the challenge, and l know you will want revenge from the loss you suffered at state masters to me. More than happy to show you the same stuff again, :p and then the second round you can run to anchor and play Ian. I am sure he will love to run into you as well. I can wait for that bit of sledging to take place.

Practice, what is that. Havent done that in god knows how long. 4 league games a week is enough isnt it. Might be to many, dont want to wear myself out now do l. :wink:

i remembered something, :roll: we had practice prior to Moreoil last year, and look how well that did us. :( The previous years we rolled up, and look what we did. Back to basics for us :lol: A practice session at the pub to talk tactics on how to get the bowl on Sunday when we are all still pissed as magets, and unable to drive.
 
Me in a mini - I wouldn't be able to handle all the propositions :wink:
Me in a mini if Geelong wins - never going to happen - That would be like me having to wear a mini if Belmo wins SPC :wink:
But maybe we could come to some arrangement if Morwell won - That outa enspire them :shock: and I am sure that Kev would do the same if Shepp won.
It doesn't matter what is said in the huddle after the fifth frame the answer is - Coke the manager
 
It's about time you guys realise how it feels to wear a skirt, it sucks ...thats why I never do but thats beside the point Craig said he would if they came second so I'm just being prepared thats all! :D

And its getting conversation out of everyone and thats the main thing here!!

Woza maybe you could dob in one of the other morwell boys to parade in the skirt if you are dead set against it!! :p
 
I look forward to reading the "How to huddle for idiots" book at Emerson this year. Might make me forget how numb my pine pony a@#$ is :lol:
If you could sign it Chucky that would be wonderful as one day you are gonna be a star. lol
 
Thanks Rob :wink:

I already have a copy of that as well as "Blocking the Ball Return for Begineers". My signed copy of "Huddle (or is that Cuddle) of Doom" should fit right in alongside these two.

A few tips for writing the book Chucky - include plenty of pictures so that even us simpletons can understand :wink:
 
Sorry Craig I have been told by the Wife that I will Not be wearing a mini or any other female attire....which I'm actually pretty happy about.....

So you'll have to go back to the drawing board Rob

Cheerz
Kevin
 
rob and myself already knew you 2 were pussies, we just wanted you to announce it to all our family on here

i bet the mrs doesn't complain kevvy, everytime you slip into her teddy, in the confines of your own bedroom :wink:

and as for wozza, well everyone knows how well he walks in heels, its like a secret within the sport :lol:

HUDDLE FOR IDIOTS Volume 1

is onto page 2 of publication
 
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