Wayne's just not used to driving that far are you Wayne.
Or is it the big dance is closer and you're worried what to wear? Don't be a wall flower, get out there and dance with the boys, but don't be a sl*t.
Maybe Wayne is nervous cause of the drinking games.
Some suggestions
Farky throws 4 revs - JD all round (not too many drunks after that game)
Kev throws 5 revs - shots (Kevs getting pressure from Junior Wilkins so I reckon this is a chance)
Haysey sends a messenger - Jager-Bombs (I'm with ya brother)
Mr Clarke rips the pocket - Beer (play this game and you will get happy).
Deano sledges from the stands - Double Beam's. Yay!
Tonx makes a ball layout comment - Shoot a can (OMG, you'll all be very ill)
Wayne makes a new friend - everyone enjoys a social glass of red and mellows out with some cheese and crackers.
Trav gets his boobs out - bucket to lane 3.
Drinking games and Emerson, its like kibble and bits, they just go.
Have fun people, best of luck to all, enjoy, drive safe and arrive home safe and well. You kow you want to.
David