Emerson Shield 2005

[rychenroller]

Melton had a practice seesion out there today, 4 pot games and was quite enjoyable

Russo 878/4
Adam 835/4
Michael 807/4

other guys bowled well as well....tho i had a lot of trouble with the corners personally, 7 7pins and 6 10pins but still managed a decent score, Russo was a machine with a 220 average.

I think we are ready

 

[Carmers]

Sounds like the scores will be high all across the board. Looking foward to a good weekend.

 

[Carmers]

Its slipping. I am starting to get a little nervous. Mr Chandler has been way way WAY to quiet. Maybe he is putting the final touches on the odds?

 

[erwin]

dont expect the lanes to be tha easy boys and girlz:

 

[craig]

easy or hard doesn't phase us

just make sure there is oil, and more importantly it holds up

spare shooting is highly over rated, and i want oil to throw big bags of strikes

 

[rychenroller]

dont expect the lanes to be tha easy boys and girlz:

Hey Erwin...I think quite a few bowlers hope they arent easy....220 ave to make all stars would be a bit silly, but if thats what has to happen, I'm there

I know you bowl at Mentone, but what do you base your quote on? has it been discussed?

Adam

 

[Gatsby]

Mr Chandler has been way way WAY to quiet. Maybe he is putting the final touches on the odds?

Evens -- putting final touches to odds

5/1 -- Has been out shopping with Carmers buying material for Paige's outfit

10/1 -- Has been writing out applications for Country Cup managers position for some of the women's teams (we know how much he loves Womens bowling)

25/1 -- Has been out fundraising for Mentone to ensure that they can afford to put down the amount of oil he wants

50/1 -- Has been gagged by his teammates to avoid putting undue pressure on them
???????

 

[Woza]

50/1 -- Has been gagged by his teammates to avoid putting undue pressure on them
???????

$5 buck - How could I refuse with odds like that

Silencing Craig - I bet a few people wish that they knew how to do that.

 

[Gatsby]

I put it at odds of 50/1 because i figured it was nearly impossible to do... lol

 

[Carmers]

Fair call, however he has been quiet since he imposed a media ban on himself a couple of weeks back.

Sticking to his word yet again. He reads daily I am sure, but stays away from the keyboard.

 

[Assassin_300]

I'd say we just havent used the right Bait to make him bite.....yet

 

[Carmers]

So what do we need? Pippis, White Bait, Corn, Worms.....what?

 

[LickwidGreen]

Jelly babies? Barrell full of nipples? i dunno... i suppose its just a waiting game...

 

[Assassin_300]

How about the 2005 Carlton Financial report

 

[Carmers]

Cup of tea and a biscuit?

 

[Gatsby]

Barrell full of nipples?

I have heard he has already tried that Pete -- apparently he came out sucking his thumb...... when your luck is out it is out

 

[Gatsby]

250/1 -- Is still in mourning since the demise of Rhonda rottenbox
500/1 -- Gone on a shopping spree to find "Rhonda Rottenboxes" twin sister?
1000/1 -- Starting a campaign to get Barb in as Carlton president.

 

[LickwidGreen]

Yeah its an old one Gatsby... Mostly likely lame... but somewhat true.

 

[Gatsby]

The only jokes i know are all lame Pete.. lol

 

[LickwidGreen]

haha dont be hard on yaself buddy.. those poems are bloody good. very creative indeed.