Dryest I ever played on was a league night at Moonah back in the late 90's when they had no oil at all on the league lanes.
The alarm bells rang during instructomat when no one kept a ball on the lanes in the first five minutes after they were switched on...LOL
Half hour to forty minute delay while the lanes oiled until we could bowl.
Also Moonah before they put the plastics in, when the lacquer was badly peeled between 10 & 10 on either side, it looked like a cricket pitch and played like one.
Kirwan in Townsville was bone dry during the Junior Nationals up there back in '92, I remember taking the 4-7 off the rack on my first shot in the place in Teams. Used a 14lb Synbad back then, and despite hurling it at great speed still couldn't control it.