Emerson Shield 2006

oh no

he is going to talk your ears off, you will have to go to position 3 to play him, and theres a secret rule, if you lose at 3, you sit on the bench for 3, this could be 6 games your depriving yourself of
 
porto will be purple in the face after tothie works his magic on him for a game

he will start with a few jokes, just to ease your ability to lift the ball properly, then he will set a few challenges increasing your self doubt, knowing your game is starting to fall apart, then at this stage if your still in the hunt, we'll lets say u won't be avoiding him for the rest of the game. he will use any line he can to get ontop of you, just make sure dozza aint wearing army boots, cause he is likely to tell you she is

PORTO I AM TELLING YOU NOW, BACK OUT NOW

cause if he pulls this off, you are in for a very very long weekend, actually make that a year

he was the hardest game i had at emerson last year, i couldn't shake him and managed to trip over at the finish line with a stylish brooklyn, and that was the only time i didn't hear from him

and be aware, he will be priming you games before he even gets to you, a dvd??? this one might be worth paying for, just for a laugh, you watch ace go hide in a corner too
 
oh no
he is going to talk your ears off, you will have to go to position 3 to play him, and theres a secret rule, if you lose at 3, you sit on the bench for 3, this could be 6 games your depriving yourself of
I've been promoted to 5. Well that's where they kept me at zone finals.
So does that mean lose at 5 sit out for 5
 
Well Steve, I though after last year when we positioned you nicely against Craig for him to (with a bit of luck) get across the line - most of your "peers" would be wary of matching up to you.

Well looks like I have a plethora of weapons in the armoury - with you and the Gunn - gee, let me remember the bullets.

So if we put you on Porto, does that mean you are looking to only win two points for the weekend?? Mind you, they will be great points!!!
 
5 u'r kidding me

if your at 5, my quote regarding narre is so accurate it aint funny, although i would fear having to get up and double with you in my ear

if porto wins, we walk away saying well that should have happened, if tothie wins

OH MY GOD, i just can't imagine the mayhem, when the king of the bowl gets dethroned

i'll put $20 on porto at 1/10, but only if he's in front at the 5th
 
Hey if it worked wonders they would be defending champions.:D
But i suppose you need to look after the older generation.;)

i think if you offered bottles of scotch Porto You would get more takers.
Sounds Like a weekend FULL of Surprises

Who Has A Rabbit In There Hat Or Ear Plugs?:cool:
 
Game 6 - Werribee vs Narre Warren -- 1st game after lunch Day 1 on fresh oil
Game 15 - Werribee vs Narre Warren -- last game before lunch Day 2
 
i'll put $20 on porto at 1/10, but only if he's in front at the 5th
Save your money, I am very confident. Bowling well - mouth working better than last year.
Look out - here i come. 3 more sleeps. Getting scared yet Porto ??? If not, you should be. You have nothing to gain, but everything to lose :D :D :D
 
All the best for the Werribee Teams.
Mens team might want to sub Porto for jnr Porto after his 300 last week, seeing Porto bowled his fav score 180
All the best
 
So bowling well to you simply means that your mouth is working better??
Well you might be able to talk the talk but can you walk the walk against the BLIT bowling on his home turf??
I actually do have something to gain out of this arrangement we have taking place here... Passion Pop......
 
Well you might be able to talk the talk but can you walk the walk against the BLIT bowling on his home turf??

That is a big statement sure to draw a crowd to both games

Couldnt get the George - Tonx showdown

The Toth - Porto matchup might even be worth poppin in for a look see
 
That is a big statement sure to draw a crowd to both games
Couldnt get the George - Tonx showdown
The Toth - Porto matchup might even be worth poppin in for a look see
George and Porto are both lefties and it has been said that Tonx and Toth have big mouths.... many similarities
 
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