I thoguht Id add some Automobile Acronyms, that are NOT Ford ones...
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
BMW:
Bought My Wife
Big Mechanical Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
VW:
Virtually Worthless
GM:
General Maintenance
SAAB:
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Send Another Automobile Back
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
GMC:
Got a Mechanic Coming?
Garage Mans Companion
OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Bucks Irregular Leftover Equipment
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again Tony
DODGE:
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil and Drops Grease Everywhere
BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestrucable Car Killer
AUDI:
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
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