Anyone here like riddles?

[tonx]

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink?

 

[Big Paulie]

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink?

All I can think of is possibly 'breast milk'?

or he's a vampire, and the drink is blood.

 

[tonx]

mmmm breast..

Wait, back on topic

Correct answer

 

[griggsy]

havent read through all the posts to see if anyone guessed it right, but to tonx the answer is:

what walks on all fours in the morning: a baby
two legs in the afternoon: a man
and three legs in the evening: an old person (for those thinking wtf think about it, most older people have a walking stick)

 

[-John-Khan-]

Is the guy with the drinking thing,is he gay and likes to suck the 1 eyed snake? il say this as innocent as i can is it the (white stuff)?

 

[J.Drew]

If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?

 

[-John-Khan-]

ah i was close :-s

 

[tonx]

The Match of course

 

[J.Drew]

The Match of course

Correct!

A woman goes into a hardware store to buy something for her house. When asked the price, the clerk replies, "the price of one is twelve cents, the price of forty-four is twenty-four cents, and the price a hundred and forty-four is thirty-six cents. What does the woman want to buy?

 

[tonx]

letter box numbers?

House numbers?

 

[J.Drew]

letter box numbers?
House numbers?

Close enough, house numbers!

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

 

[tonx]

Envelope....

I am never quite what I appear to be. Straight-forward I seem, but it's only skin deep, for mystery most often lies beneath my simple speech. Sharpen your wits, open your eyes, look beyond my exteriors, read me backwards, forwards, upside down. Think critically and answer the question...what am I?

 

[-John-Khan-]

tonx is the mans name cane?

 

[Nighteyes300]

Hows about a clue?

everyone uses it

I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?

Mount Rushmore

I think thats how you spell it

 

[Nighteyes300]

I am never quite what I appear to be. Straight-forward I seem, but it's only skin deep, for mystery most often lies beneath my simple speech. Sharpen your wits, open your eyes, look beyond my exteriors, read me backwards, forwards, upside down. Think critically and answer the question...what am I?

your a riddle!!!

 

[Nighteyes300]

how about this one


Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What's going on here?

 

[Tiger]

how about this one
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What's going on here?

Bowling a strike?

 

[ratty133]

ok

not really a riddle but what is a word in the english language with 4 consecutive vowels?

and another one (cow you cant answer it)

You need to make 30c. You can only use current Australian currency. One of the coins is not a 10c piece. How can you do this?

 

[Mr_RG]

ok
not really a riddle but what is the only word in the english language with 4 consecutive vowels?

I believe it is "Aqueous" and actually there are a few more... anyone else got one?

 

[yomama]

i believe the word he was waiting for was queue
am i right?