"(As opposed to cheating house shots which provide Gobi Desert freaktion outside 10 board, so only a weak release can hold in the friction without nose diving.)"
Hmm Jason, maybe a little anger management counseling might be appropriate?
Hey Baz,
I'm more sad than angry about house shots, as it's treating all customers like the mugs who would rather complain than get some much-needed coaching or practice. I just won't perpetuate the beautiful lie over the terrible truth. It would require a conscious abdication of my integrity; a price too high to pay. I'd rather tell people what they don't want to hear than knowingly lie to them. And let's be honest, nearly all house shots are cheating. Like making a golf course with gutter-shaped fairways and funnel-shaped greens! (I'm sure they exist, too.)
It's also pretty fresh as I practiced at an AMF house on the blocked house shot this week and my goodness... Expressed mathematically, it was
asymptotic to zero oil outside 10 board. I went around the pattern for 247, but that wasn't nearly as effective as the game before, hurling the rock on 13-11, breaking at 7-9 for 260-something with an open frame! So long as I made the ball under-react enough, I seriously couldn't miss at the pins, despite missing all over the place on the lane, my speed and release. I touched the finger holes for the open frame; a nose dive for a 4-6-10. As chucking with a low rev rate is something I don't need day to day and my legs were already sore from 3 days on my feet, I didn't keep practicing it. I went back to bowling.
All I'm saying on that point is what I have always said since returning to bowling and seeing all the blocked lanes.
How can we ask anyone to respect bowling if bowling won't respect itself? This is why I think sport bowling (a.k.a. honest bowling) is so vitally important to the future of bowling as a sport. And before the usual mob of binary thinkers flame me, read my signature. House shots should be easier than sport shots. Not everyone wants to work as hard on their game as me (and there's plenty who work harder than me) and that's OK. So make house shots easier. Just not the craziness we currently see which only promotes poor technique at the expense of practice and coaching. You are penalised with over reaction on a lot of house shots for having strong ball roll and rewarded with big bounce area for having weak ball roll. It's crazy... No worse, it's rigged. And that makes it unfair, especially when you want to progress to a higher level and everything you've learned is now not much chop, which is a bit cruel when you think about it.
Anyway, we're miles off topic now. A friend of mine made an interesting statement. He said (words to the effect of) "We've lost this generation of bowlers to the chest-beating "I've got a 220 average!" mentality. Now we have to pick up the pieces and try to get the youth back into bowling." So go the Sport Series! More power to it and to everyone who bowls it! You are the torch bearers of bowling.
Cheers,
Jason