Useless fact of the day
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Craig Ryan
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Craig Ryan posted the 23rd post in this topic
Yes ... u do watch 2 much tv. Ok ... aside from long tongue dude ... who else do u know who can lick their elbow?!?! Yes .. that's what I thought .. NO ONE!!! If u wanna start something with me punk boy .. u can kiss Season 3 of OC goodbye!!donkey said:
Yeah ... i know ... I'm not that mean 2 do that 2 u. I went 2 Ripley's in grade 4. I was scared of the man who had like a bajillion fingers. Al had a photo taken with the tallest man in the world & we couldn't even fit the whole dude in the picture!!!
Craig Ryan
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FoXy_RoXy said:
Ron Burgundy!
Craig Ryan
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tonx said:
He can't get beaten by you on a bowling lane....
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Desert Rose
IN THE 1500's.....
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the | inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the | inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."
~Mrs STORM~
Revless Wonder...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee...
(Hardly seems worth it...)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb...
(HeHe...this is more my style )
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain...
(I know some people like this)
Starfish have no brains...
(I know people like this too)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure...
(Explains why Flipper was always smiling...)
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee...
(Hardly seems worth it...)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb...
(HeHe...this is more my style
)An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain...
(I know some people like this)
Starfish have no brains...
(I know people like this too)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure...
(Explains why Flipper was always smiling...)
eagles_rule2005
New Member
on average it takes women 18 minutes to do there hair and men 1 minute
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. (onya Freddy boy)
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (i guess don't go bald)
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Cleveland spelled backwards is "DNA level C.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
Women blink nearly twice as much as men do (women always have to try and do it better)
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (i guess don't go bald)
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Cleveland spelled backwards is "DNA level C.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
Women blink nearly twice as much as men do (women always have to try and do it better)
The Spanner
Tenpin's Jamie Lyon
Ants have 5 noses.
R
rynzeski
There are 10 pins in a game of tenpin bowling...
Tiger
Active Member
Jeeeezuz Jen don't get me started on the fart stories, I know too many~Mrs Storm~ said:
That old Athol guy that used to frequent Moonah Bowl for years and years could just about produce an atom bomb in one hour from his arse - he was a disgrace he was - my 7 year old daughter still won't go back to the bowl after one of his little efforts one night, literally had everyone in the immediate area dry retching. :---) :-&
More useless facts:
You are 1cm taller in the morning than you are of an evening.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
15 people are known to have been crushed to death tilting soft drink machines towards them in the hope of scoring a free can of soft drink.
