I would like to apologise for laughing at people falling over because whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
I would also like to apologise for yelling at my friend because while we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." My friend said it should read "Watch for HUGE Rocks." I told him that he should write in his suggestion to VicRoads, but he started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!"
I am sorry for losing it sometimes too. Like the day I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet."