Sad Mr Hand-On-His-Tool.
Now why would you think I need therapy? You sound experienced in this area. Can I have the number of your therapist? Just so I don't go to the same one as you. Yours sucks.
Oh and by the way, you hide when you hear water running in the tub, you degenerate, dandruff consuming, goat attacking, forlorn issue of an incestuous politician.