Poison...
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H
holdy
Sambucca is really good also. Once went through 5 bottles one new years eve with two other mates. Was a good night what i can remember ...... 
B
Birkett
beer all the way
J
jonocarr
Where Is The Rum I Wona Vote For rum12
W
wattsy
A wise man once said to me...
Whiskey then Beer , No Fear but ,Beer then Whiskey is risky! :drinking:
Thought i share that with you all pretty sure it actually is true to LMFAO!!!!.
Whiskey then Beer , No Fear but ,Beer then Whiskey is risky! :drinking:
Thought i share that with you all pretty sure it actually is true to LMFAO!!!!.
Andrew S.
Gold Coast
Dear Alcohol,
First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.
While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls:
While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating:
Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE and topped off with a Kit Kat after a quarterpounder and a plate of blue cheese)?
I'm an electric eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness:
Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black and blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore:
The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for your previous evenings debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would like to ensure that we remain on good terms.
You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter,
and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions and hopefully we can continue this fruitful
partnership.
Thank you, Your Biggest Fan.
First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.
While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls:
While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating:
Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE and topped off with a Kit Kat after a quarterpounder and a plate of blue cheese)?
I'm an electric eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness:
Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black and blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore:
The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for your previous evenings debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would like to ensure that we remain on good terms.
You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter,
and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions and hopefully we can continue this fruitful
partnership.
Thank you, Your Biggest Fan.
hahaha ... after reading Andrew S' letter 2 our buddy Alcohol there ... I just had flashbacks of unbelieveably embarrassing & stupid but yet amusing memories from my drinking days ranging from spewing on a security guard @ Crown Casino to ending up @ Mc Donald's or KFC making fun of ppl ... even though u can bring me qualms ... u r my true love ... i love u alcohol!
Oh yeah ... fave alcoholic drinks ... Chartreuse, Absynthe & Bacardi 151 followed by Vodka & Pineapple ... about 4 shots of either Chartruese, Absynthe or 151 & I'm off the rails ... if any1 wants 2 have a deadly shot ... try a Navy Seal - Black Sambuca, Chartreuse & 151 ... not 4 the light - hearted ....
Oh yeah ... fave alcoholic drinks ... Chartreuse, Absynthe & Bacardi 151 followed by Vodka & Pineapple ... about 4 shots of either Chartruese, Absynthe or 151 & I'm off the rails ... if any1 wants 2 have a deadly shot ... try a Navy Seal - Black Sambuca, Chartreuse & 151 ... not 4 the light - hearted ....
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LIZ
hey vodka for me but also like burbon and will drink beer, basically anythin with alcohol in it i will drink. Lol. And roxy after readin that post u and me are def gonna have to go out and get pissed together sometime soon
