The Real Deal
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Yes stax....If you could start using your right hand so we can beat you....It would be appreciated!
Name that ball!
- Thread starter GeorgeF
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Yes stax....If you could start using your right hand so we can beat you....It would be appreciated!
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LittleStax
Bowler_X said:
That... That is funny
The Real Deal said:
This... this is even funnier.
T
terry parsalidis
the interpreter, a ball that can read lanes all over the world
Shadows Fall
Prince of Darkness
Trust George to start this post off 
but there have certainly been some great ideas.
A few I have come up with are:
The Ron Jeremy ball - An old extremely ugly ball, that somehow keeps on scoring.
The John Holmes ball - This is for those bowlers who want a lot of length
The Dooshra - Goes the opposite way and totally bamboozles the pins and the opposition.
The Mike Tyson - A brutally savage ball with a big hook that bites right through the pins
The MILF ball - An older ball that is particularly desirable to young male bowlers
Cheers
Steve
but there have certainly been some great ideas. A few I have come up with are:
The Ron Jeremy ball - An old extremely ugly ball, that somehow keeps on scoring.
The John Holmes ball - This is for those bowlers who want a lot of length
The Dooshra - Goes the opposite way and totally bamboozles the pins and the opposition.
The Mike Tyson - A brutally savage ball with a big hook that bites right through the pins
The MILF ball - An older ball that is particularly desirable to young male bowlers
Cheers
Steve
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Squiptar
The Enema-
So much turn it sneaks around the back and flushes the pins out from behind.
The Lance Armstrong- "You'll only ever need 1 ball"
The Airball- for lofters. Comes with airbag standard to prevent lane damage
The Freeball- No restrictions here fellas
The Robbie Williams- Will pick up anything
The Howard- Loves US surfaces a bit toooooo much
So much turn it sneaks around the back and flushes the pins out from behind.
The Lance Armstrong- "You'll only ever need 1 ball"
The Airball- for lofters. Comes with airbag standard to prevent lane damage
The Freeball- No restrictions here fellas
The Robbie Williams- Will pick up anything
The Howard- Loves US surfaces a bit toooooo much
OK, that's given me a few ideas from the Star Wars movies:
How about the C3PO, capable of reading 6 million forms of lane conditions.
Or the FORCE - just pick it up, throw it at the pins and they fall over BEFORE the ball gets there.
One from Star Trek:
The BORG - resistance is futile.
I'm sure there are a few other movie-based ideas for balls out there. Let's have em.
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GrandLeo
Squiptar said:
=D> =D> HaHaHa! :lol: Classic! :lol:
jason_doust
The Bowling Geek
The Hyperbole
(Imagine a big yank ad voice and a thunderclap - You know, the man with 10 testicles etc...)
"Made from awesome Columbian extruded blistering Testosterthane with a depleted uranium core previously used as anti-anti-anti-anti-tank weaponry, the Hyperbole will make puny men weak and women swoon at them..." Another thunderclap et cetera...
To save you looking it up - from www.dictionary.com
pron: hy·per·bo·lee n. A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in "I could sleep for a year" or "This book weighs a ton."
Then again, every bowler I ever met has this one already. And every ball company has been laying it on thick for decades...
(Imagine a big yank ad voice and a thunderclap - You know, the man with 10 testicles etc...)
"Made from awesome Columbian extruded blistering Testosterthane with a depleted uranium core previously used as anti-anti-anti-anti-tank weaponry, the Hyperbole will make puny men weak and women swoon at them..." Another thunderclap et cetera...
To save you looking it up - from www.dictionary.com
pron: hy·per·bo·lee n. A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in "I could sleep for a year" or "This book weighs a ton."
Then again, every bowler I ever met has this one already. And every ball company has been laying it on thick for decades...
RobbieB
Rodentus scientificus
Hi Jason,
I think this is what you were looking for:
http://faldo.atmos.uiuc.edu/FBL/mkting.html
BTW - nice sig.
Cheers, Robbie.
I think this is what you were looking for:
http://faldo.atmos.uiuc.edu/FBL/mkting.html
BTW - nice sig.
Cheers, Robbie.
jason_doust
The Bowling Geek
RobbieB said:
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaaa! I knew I couldn't have been the first to think of this! Thank you kind sir!
Especially the "Can't hit the same area of the lane twice in one night? No problem! No hand you say? No problem!" bit!
I'll be grinning for days with that one...
p.s. Feel free to quote me on the sig anytime!
