Name that ball!
- Thread starter GeorgeF
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This is a joint effort by Jez and Belmo:
Here are some bowling balls that we think should be released..
In no particular order.
1. Hairy Ball with complimentarty Ball sack
2. Bald Badger.. Comes factory finished (shinning as all Fuck) wont move a board. (great spare ball!!!)
3. 5 o'clock Shadow ( Particle version on Bald Badger)
4. Rub Me Ball (shrinks in cold weather)
5. Crystal Clear - no weight block, no surface. No one will know your using it come to think of it YOU wont know ya using it !
6. Girl Ball- Goes crazy once every four weeks....
7. Boy Ball- This thing is ready to go anytime ! Needs a wiping when it goes off..usually after 3 frames....5 if it has a good day
8. Gay Ball- Is fond of the Boy balls....Keep this one in the Closet. hehe
9. Sweat Ball- Not suited to long tournment play...specially when conditions are dry and hot..will smell of a horrible BO (Ball Odour)
10. G-Ball- always hits the right spot and gives owner satisfaction after every shot. Worth the money.
11. The Stroker- takes a while to get going but once up and ready it will score thru the roof.
Till Next Time.................. LaaaaaaaaaaaaaTer.
Here are some bowling balls that we think should be released..
In no particular order.
1. Hairy Ball with complimentarty Ball sack
2. Bald Badger.. Comes factory finished (shinning as all Fuck) wont move a board. (great spare ball!!!)
3. 5 o'clock Shadow ( Particle version on Bald Badger)
4. Rub Me Ball (shrinks in cold weather)
5. Crystal Clear - no weight block, no surface. No one will know your using it come to think of it YOU wont know ya using it !
6. Girl Ball- Goes crazy once every four weeks....
7. Boy Ball- This thing is ready to go anytime ! Needs a wiping when it goes off..usually after 3 frames....5 if it has a good day
8. Gay Ball- Is fond of the Boy balls....Keep this one in the Closet. hehe
9. Sweat Ball- Not suited to long tournment play...specially when conditions are dry and hot..will smell of a horrible BO (Ball Odour)
10. G-Ball- always hits the right spot and gives owner satisfaction after every shot. Worth the money.
11. The Stroker- takes a while to get going but once up and ready it will score thru the roof.
Till Next Time.................. LaaaaaaaaaaaaaTer.
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Pedro
Hey Hulk,
Love the Hulk image . . . very life like.
Ball number 2 could also be the Barry Walsh Ball.
Love the Hulk image . . . very life like.
Ball number 2 could also be the Barry Walsh Ball.
Dj bruv on da mix
Member
Here's a couple.
Grahams mum ball..........clean cut, but no finish in the Backend
Milkmans mum ball..........HUGE, but , not alot of slide through the Head. :lol:
Grahams mum ball..........clean cut, but no finish in the Backend
Milkmans mum ball..........HUGE, but , not alot of slide through the Head. :lol:
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trevor
hmmmm
some new ones just released....
# the bradford ball.................unbeatable, evryone should have one in their kit
# the frilingos ball.................weighted for the lefties.
# the davies ball...................fitted with "state of the art" anti sweat gel, evryone will appreciate this one.
# the honeychurch ball.........weighted for the lefties as well but much, much, much, much better than the frilingos ball.
# the fagg ball..................... hmmmm dont know a damn thing about this one, but have heard it backs up well.
# the trotts ball..................will just about crap on the others.
# the kotteakos ball...............now with a twin weight block but now much lighter than it has ever been.
some new ones just released....
# the bradford ball.................unbeatable, evryone should have one in their kit
# the frilingos ball.................weighted for the lefties.
# the davies ball...................fitted with "state of the art" anti sweat gel, evryone will appreciate this one.
# the honeychurch ball.........weighted for the lefties as well but much, much, much, much better than the frilingos ball.
# the fagg ball..................... hmmmm dont know a damn thing about this one, but have heard it backs up well.
# the trotts ball..................will just about crap on the others.
# the kotteakos ball...............now with a twin weight block but now much lighter than it has ever been.
Stuart Little
Member
Strike ball - Gets strikes
Spare ball - Gets spares
Pick ball - Gets rid of all the picks at bowling u hate.
Spare ball - Gets spares
Pick ball - Gets rid of all the picks at bowling u hate.
tonx
New Member
trevor said:
Hahahaha, so true...
Browsing over the old archives, Thought i'd add my entry (4 years later) would be ebonites new releases,
The TWO- for everyone that missed 'The One'
The XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXcel, - high load particle...
the V2 toast- for those lovely QLD lanes that we love hearing about...
Cheers!
p.s. Androoo, nice call on the Zones, they are still making them
tonx said:Hahahaha, so true...
Browsing over the old archives, Thought i'd add my entry (4 years later) would be ebonites new releases,
The TWO- for everyone that missed 'The One'
The XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXcel, - high load particle...
the V2 toast- for those lovely QLD lanes that we love hearing about...
Cheers!
p.s. Androoo, nice call on the Zones, they are still making them
Hay - I have a 'The One' and a XXXCEL - Where can I order 'The Two' and the 'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXcel' from ?
little lefty legend
Member
all of these are great but how about "da Bomb"
forsomething thats gonna blow up those pins, and for the frustration of getting splits
forsomething thats gonna blow up those pins, and for the frustration of getting splits
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terry parsalidis
the blonde ball ( 4 slow bowlers), the hero ( 4 all hero bowlers), the dogem, ( 4 the bumper bowlers), burnout, ( high rev bowlers)
blackwidow
New Member
A ball made just for Tonx...........the "SPONGE"
to wipe up his dribble!!
the V2 toast- for those lovely QLD lanes that we love hearing about...
Wendy
to wipe up his dribble!!
the V2 toast- for those lovely QLD lanes that we love hearing about...
Wendy
-John-Khan-
PoWeR oF ThE 'B's!
I think a good ball would be-Poor ball-For those who just cant afford to pay $300 a ball. Maybe lane 1 could make it
Or..
Lazzzy Ball- The ball to use if u cant be bothered throwing ur XXXcel any more.
Protection ball- Use with precautions
Chrome ball- Looks good hard to keep clean
Joker ball- Use when u got a tough crowd
Drug ball- Never EVER bowl 300 with this!
Or..
Lazzzy Ball- The ball to use if u cant be bothered throwing ur XXXcel any more.
Protection ball- Use with precautions
Chrome ball- Looks good hard to keep clean
Joker ball- Use when u got a tough crowd
Drug ball- Never EVER bowl 300 with this!
little lefty legend
Member
another one i just thought of
Divine intervention- when a miracle is the only thing that can save you!!!!
Divine intervention- when a miracle is the only thing that can save you!!!!
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Track_X
Pin chode: the core will be mushroom shaped
Left nut: flip blocks
mud flaps
lovers lane
conagas
Left nut: flip blocks
mud flaps
lovers lane
conagas
Stax
Member
Hummer- The biggest, baddest, meanest ball on the market, but nobody can afford one.
Landcrusier- Little cousin of the Hummer but cost more than your bowling just to get it out of your bag.
Patrol- Good all round ball, but gets stuck first time you throw it in the gutter.
Tribute- Should be good on dry lanes, it has no grip.
Discovery- Special English import, but beware it makes a funny whinging noise.
Commodore- Cost $300 and only worth $45 by the time you take it out of the Pro Shop
Falcon- See above, but with the added disadvantage that you can’t even give it away after a few weeks.
WRX- A special ball just for show ponies.
BMW- Rich kids ball only.
YankTank- Lefties only. (Follow up of the Cheater-also a lefties only ball)
Model T- Only comes in Black, and lasts forever.
Excel- Special lightweight house ball that’s good for about 5 games. Costs nothing and is worth nothing.
Spare Tyre- Made of soft rubber and truly great on wet lanes.
Bald Spare Tyre- A worn version of the Spare Tyre but gets no grip, a dry lane killer.
Nokia Ball- Only for right handed bowlers, way too complicated for left handers.
Dumb Ball- A strange ball, nobody really know why, but used in droves by lefthanded bowlers.
Tunnel ball- A special glow in the dark ball that looks like someone chundered on it in the daylight but it looks truly spectacular when coming back underlane.
Landcrusier- Little cousin of the Hummer but cost more than your bowling just to get it out of your bag.
Patrol- Good all round ball, but gets stuck first time you throw it in the gutter.
Tribute- Should be good on dry lanes, it has no grip.
Discovery- Special English import, but beware it makes a funny whinging noise.
Commodore- Cost $300 and only worth $45 by the time you take it out of the Pro Shop
Falcon- See above, but with the added disadvantage that you can’t even give it away after a few weeks.
WRX- A special ball just for show ponies.
BMW- Rich kids ball only.
YankTank- Lefties only. (Follow up of the Cheater-also a lefties only ball)
Model T- Only comes in Black, and lasts forever.
Excel- Special lightweight house ball that’s good for about 5 games. Costs nothing and is worth nothing.
Spare Tyre- Made of soft rubber and truly great on wet lanes.
Bald Spare Tyre- A worn version of the Spare Tyre but gets no grip, a dry lane killer.
Nokia Ball- Only for right handed bowlers, way too complicated for left handers.
Dumb Ball- A strange ball, nobody really know why, but used in droves by lefthanded bowlers.
Tunnel ball- A special glow in the dark ball that looks like someone chundered on it in the daylight but it looks truly spectacular when coming back underlane.
little lefty legend
Member
i wish you would stop with the leftys wisecracks
there gonna come back and bite you one day.....
leftys would be able to beat u any day of the week
there gonna come back and bite you one day.....
leftys would be able to beat u any day of the week
