If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones.
William Shakespeare (Julius Caesar)
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
**** Cavett
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Garth Brooks
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Rita Rudner
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Wayne Gretzky
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
The Simpsons
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"