jason_doust
The Bowling Geek
I could go a good Souvlaki with Tzatziki now! Careful with the gold shoes comments, John. Your new centre manager had gold Linds decades before George! 
Funny how folks are reminded of people. #1 on my list was an old boss of mine. He'd come and sit right next to me and sting my eyes with his post-cappucino exhalations. (Either that or advanced gingivitis!)
There's a paddock about 100m from my lounge room that on hot days has a fragrance you wouldn't want to find in your bowling bag!
I call it... Summer Bovine
Like that old D-Generation sketch for a new ladies perfume "Flatulénce." The strap line was delivered by Magda Zsubanski: "Flatulénce. Maybe it's you... (sniffs the air) No, it's me!"
Funny how folks are reminded of people. #1 on my list was an old boss of mine. He'd come and sit right next to me and sting my eyes with his post-cappucino exhalations. (Either that or advanced gingivitis!)There's a paddock about 100m from my lounge room that on hot days has a fragrance you wouldn't want to find in your bowling bag!
I call it... Summer Bovine
Like that old D-Generation sketch for a new ladies perfume "Flatulénce." The strap line was delivered by Magda Zsubanski: "Flatulénce. Maybe it's you... (sniffs the air) No, it's me!"