Favourite Sayings

[mick07]

my old saying to people if they annoy me or be stupid i say to them is "grow up and get a life and act your age not your shoe size" or "stop acting like a 4 year old kid"

 

[~Mrs STORM~]

My favourite quote from 2006 Nationals...
"Mate, you're a f***in taxi driver. Get a real f***in job!"

 

[Cam S]

its not F##kin rocket science you know!

Does a rocking horse have a wooden schlong

 

[Deadman Inc]

"What the hell are you lookin' at?"

 

[scott]

"And your point is"

 

[Stroker]

If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

 

[weggy]

"HAA, HAA" (Think Nelson from the Simpsons)

and

"Yeah I know I'm arrogant, and I'm good at it."

 

[Luke D]

"Do you know what its like going thru life being better than everyone else? Its hard!!"

"Thank you Captain Obvious"

 

[Trouss]

Great for team managers. . .
"Name" couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
or
"Name" couldn't organise getting wet at a swimming pool.

 

[Luke D]

Great for team managers. . .
"Name" couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
or
"Name" couldn't organise getting wet at a swimming pool.

"Name" couldn't even score in a brothel!

 

[Tiger]

"Name" couldn't even score in a brothel!

LOL
Reminds me of a call I heard when I was standing on the terraces at the football at North Hobart watching the Tigers play years ago, I'm knocking back a beer and a pie and some bloke just along from me yells out to a struggling star opposition player, "You couldn't get a kick in an electric chair if ya pissed yaself ya fat c***!"
I think I nearly choked on both my beer and my pie at the same time

 

[Brenton_Davy]

After making an adjustment way too late:

"If brains were chicken s**t, mine wouldn't fertilise a pot plant"

and on being a perfectionist:

"I know it's not how but how many, but if you get the how right, you'll get more of the how many!"

and on preparation for a tournament:

"Proper Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance"

 

[tixmclaren]

One of my favourites is

Just call me nobody, because nobody is perfect

Michael Mclaren
tickets for short lol

 

[PoITeR]

One of my favourites is
Just call me nobody, because nobody is perfect
Michael Mclaren
tickets for short lol

hahaha so why call yourself tickets as you have tickets

 

[ace_hi]

what about the old favourites S.N.A.F.U. situation normal all f*&^ up
and WOFTAM waste of f*&^ time and money