dave
don't listen to rob, i would never turn you into a cranker, belmo style seems more appropriate for a guy like you, a manager of a post office would have to be a master of sending messengers
getting these guys to breathe fire is definately going to be a challenge, up until now, blowing out birthday candles is as close as they have ever got, up to this stage, and no pat and dave, blowing out 40 - 50 candles once a year doesn't classify as breathing fire.
pat, you will be on an grog and smoke ban until you learn how to swear at your opponents, look nasty, instead of cracking jokes (even if they are good ones) its not gonna happen. take a leaf out of your mrs book, she had the fire breathing to an art form on sunday, i even copped a face full off her
maybe i need to employ a crew to keep you up all night, i know a whole heap of girls who would be up for that challenge
the 2 kids are the key, i get them up to scratch all will be fine for us guys. the will breathe fire, and they will breathe it hard
woza, don't get the bendigo fire department, they couldn't even stop the bowl from burning down, and they are right next door.
and don't you be worrying about them shepp boys, everyone now will be looking out for them, see how they handle being in the firing line for 22 games now. instead of 5 or 6 matches
woza, your guys aint looking too crash hot, look at your captain, the last time i saw him, was the night i give him a lift back to the motel at 3 in the morning after the dinner dance at geelong, he was in no shape to bowl let alone lead your team, maybe lead them to the loo for a chuck and well we saw your form at emmerson, you guys have got no chance
robs crew might have a chance, but i will just spend the weekend stroking deans ego, until he self destructs and he self destructs his team or maybe just remind his team mates that he was to good to bowl with them at emerson
geelong, nearly the same team as emerson so they would have to ease out to 50's at this stage, they'd be struggling to blow out candles at a 4 year olds party with the amount of oxygen the expelled at emerson.
i think you have an early vision of how the odds are gonna look aren't you
anyone filling up that bye??? , i know porto is busting to re acquaint himself with all of you's