my knowledge base on people come from people i know
so i usually pick on my friends or people i respect alot thru the game over the years and luke
them morwell guys are planning all new strategies after i single handedly masterminded a plan to bring them undone at emmerson shield in 5 frames............. and it worked
jason and bryan will be working out new ways of trying to upset the opposing teams by blocking the ball return area and making the players area as uncomfortable as they can
"GUYS THAT TRICK IS 20 YEARS OLD, and went out of date 10 years ago" who do you think invented it, his name GEOFF OTT
millsy will be working out whether it is possible to take 7.28 minutes to setup on the approach and make a perfect strike
joe will be standing behind the counter watching and thinking to himself "LET ME AT THESE CHEEKY LIL PREEKS" and also wondering why he ever thought standing behind the counter even compares to bowling COUNTRY CUP
WEBBY will be practising that hand slap with that dreaded cobra (so very 80's) and that bouncy walk off the approach (so very 70's) but we all know if he gets a sniff he can be a bit of a threat, but the demolition team will destruct the towering inferno
the rest of the morwell crowd will be inventing new songs that will over power the good music on the radio, they will practise being over bearing and at times unbearable and generally being their country cup selves, but hey, we all wish we had supporters like em
we hear at geelong hear a certain young adult or old junior had been caught picking on a lil 13 year old kid at emmerson shield, we have decided this same big kid or lil man, might get a taste of his own medicine amongst the big boys, i can smell a square up for the kid that was in tears
dont worry about the dress deano, i'll buy you a sleek lil mini if you beat me, that way it would be more accessible for other admirers, but make sure you shave your legs for the camera this time
luke you will have plenty of time to drink, bowling goes from 9-5 so theres 8 hours head start for ya
and ROO BOY, it aint about the respect for you, but look mate, your working with amatuers, luke wants more drinking time and less bowling time, you will have to explain to him in sign language that country cup goes for 3 days a year and he can focus on getting pissed for the other 363 days of this year
SUNRAYSIA 250,000/1
and if ray would stop perving at deano's boy boobies he might have more time to spend concentrating on his bowling, bloody tit man he is, theres more to life than that ray and after a few ales i'll fill ya in on what it is
you's guys "are dreaming" if you think theres going to be oil, gees i am more worried about whether there will be power to run the machine they've got
pete "pine pony" u know the lingo, we discussed all this before emmerson shield, and look you were no where to be seen in the 7-0 drubbing sunraysia handed out to us (how in the hell that ever happened, i ask myself everyday) i still have night mares about the 7 brooklyns the roo boy popped at me, so you know what the pine is all about, just like myself, it aint pretty but unfortunately 7 does not go into 5
my last topic for the night is why team WARRNAMBOOL, moved accomodation after finding out we were staying at the same motel, early sign of the cowardness i have alerted you's all to in my original "ODDS" posting, they are running scared before a ball is bowled, they are now probably in the same motel as sale and wodonga and thus should be rated accordingly
10000/1 guys
oh well guys this is my last weekend at horsham, the centre is looking fantastic and will be opening on saturday, will bring ya's down some pix to show you all what a trendy lil bowling centre in the country looks like.
BEWARE I START PRACTISING THIS WEEK, building bowling centres is finished now, the head is well and truly at country cup now, "THE TAPER HAS ENDED"
be back for my final recap on thursday have fun
