Careful what u wish for...

[Grumpy gills]

Granted, but who would run the country!

I wish for a great bowling coach with no ego in sight!

 

[tonx]

Granted, But John Honeychurch can only be in one place at a time

I wish for all my hair back

 

[VTRNikki]

Granted, but it will be on your back.

I wish I remembered to bring my lunch to work today!

 

[Sumo]

Granted, but you're sick and tired of eating the same lunch every day, why doesn't the lunch maker listen that I want some variety.....oh darn it's me, I'm so embarassed!
Wish I knew the Tattslotto numbers for the next draw and remebered to put in an entry.
Sumo

 

[Easy Tiger]

Granted, but if you knew them there's a pretty good chance many others would too, so you'd probably end up with a cut of about $3.50.

I wish the price of fuel would come back down to less than a dollar..

 

[Rayzer]

Granted, when all cars become electric!!

Wish I could go through an entire day without some d*ckhead making a stupid comment...

 

[Getagrip]

farts out loud

 

[johnnybg]

Wish I could go through an entire day without some d*ckhead making a stupid comment...

Granted,then Totalbowling would be soooooooo boring,,,,,,,,,,
Wish my local Bowling centre would put more oil down,,,,,
johnnyb

 

[weggy]

Granted, but then u get charged twice as much to play on a decent pitch.

I wish they had bowling telecasts on free-to-air tv.

 

[Mr_RG]

Granted, but i'd be on at 2am in the morning.

I wish I had all the stuff I had stolen when we got broken into back

 

[Rayzer]

Granted, when u go to the hock shop to buy them all back!

I wish there was no peak hour traffic.

 

[~Mrs STORM~]

Granted, but then that makes driving boring...

I wish Qantas were not such tight asses with sporting goods.

 

[AdrianS]

Granted, Jen now gets a 6 ball roller with jet engines and wings

I wish playing The Fray, Evermore or Hinder on the radio was punishable by TORTURE!!!

 

[PeterB]

Granted, but some other lame acts will just take their place.

I wish I wasn't so thin.

 

[Feral]

Granted - there is a load of lard in the post.
I wish I could win Lotto.

 

[Tiger]

Granted - but everyone would try and scrounge money off you.

I wish I could bowl on a decent condition just once this year.

 

[Easy Tiger]

Granted, but then people would bitch and complain when you shot a 300 that the sport is going to **** and lane conditions are killing the sport.

I wish I could rack up my first 300

 

[Tucker]

Granted, but AMF would charge you a couple of dollars for the extra frames bowled.