Anyone here like riddles?

[tonx]

From the dictionary of the Tonx

cat fight *n* ( K-at Fy-t): women punching the crap out of each other

 

[The Bert]

yeah thats close enough tonx...
the answer is women boxers...

I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes.
What am I?

hair??

 

[tonx]

Very good mr Bert.....

home time now....

 

[Jordo]

No the third one isnt a dog. Something close to you during the day.

 

[granat]

I googled it
A boot, a shoe..... close enough. Still not sure about the bone bit though

 

[Jordo]

Yeah its a shoe.

 

[Danni]

Hi, I am not sure if this one has been asked yet but here goes anyways;

'What goes up but never comes down?'

 

[Princess]

ummm.... your age?

 

[Jase]

Hi, I am not sure if this one has been asked yet but here goes anyways;
'What goes up but never comes down?'

PRICE OF PETROL.......Winner

 

[bm2]

one game of bowling, without shoes!!!!

 

[BrenH]

PRICE OF PETROL.......Winner

:lol: Couldn't be more true.

 

[Jase]

Hi, I am not sure if this one has been asked yet but here goes anyways;
'What goes up but never comes down?'

Jagga on Viagra

RFLMAO

 

[Danni]

Sorry for the late response, the correct answer was posted by Princess...your age. But, also true to the fact that petrol prices do go up and very rarely it goes down but it does fluctuate which means it's going up and down. You can't pretend to be 20 when your actually 25! lol