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Thank God I'm an aetheist !!!

Yeah...........um...............I bashed a guy the other day because he had a knife. I was in the butcher's shop, but I felt threatened.

Some say: His penis has a chicane and 4 hairpins, and that his testicles are made from enriched uranium. All we know; Is he's called THE STIG!

Can we post Jewish jokes on here, or is that pushing it?

All I can say is "I'm glad my balls aren't damaged" I think it would be hard to bowl with busted balls. SHAMWOW!!!

Imagine Belmo throwing 550rpm with a ball that had little metal studs sticking out for some backend ice reaction. He would certainly tear up the lane. Bigsy...

How flat did that first ball hit !!!

For someone who is such a dominating force in their chosen sport/profession, he deserves a lot more respect and praise from the media than he is currently given. It's a shame that such a family oriented game doesn't get the promotion and coverage it warrants. Keep up the great scoring Belmo...

Bigsy !!! I'm 6'5". My brother and my best mate came up with Bigsy Bigsalis and it was made shorter to Bigsy. That was about 18 years ago and it has stuck ever since. Too bad the number plate is already taken :)

Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You're Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane in the sky and Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With...

I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin? Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues Hoagy Carmichael

Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued Fallout Boy

This belongs in the public apology thread !!! SHAMWOW !!!

To everyone who has helped with these problems....................

I was measured up, but only for thumb size and finger size. I don't know a great deal about PAP's and pins and RG and flare differential (in fact I know nothing) I even brought in my old ball just in case it would help analysing my bowling style. Oh well..........you live and learn. I...

Ball is 15lb I had my ball drilled at Aspley a few years ago now. I wasn't really asked a lot of questions. It was just "Hi, how are you? O.K. your ball is ready to go" Agreed !!! I realise that I have a mental problem :p

Bigsy here again. I have been having a problem with my release, where i tend to hold/grip the ball for fear of having it fall off. This in turn is hurting my thumb to the point where I get a blister on the thumb knuckle and tear off some skin. How can I get out of the habit of holding...

Nice Effort Belmo. Maybe next year !!! Bigsy...

How mentally tough do you have to be in that situation? I would certainly need a lie down after that. Well played Belmo !!!

Barnes is smashing Block 2 and that included 1 sub 200 game. He has moved up to third. It always good to see an Aussie at the top of the ladder. Showing up the seppos at their own game. On ya Belmo !!!

Hey champ, I am looking for a new ball. I will speak to you next week when we get back to find out what you think. Considering some of the Storm balls. See you Wednesday Matty...

Black Ninja !!! My old man still uses a Ninja Fury as his spare ball and I am reviving my Ninja Master for use at Melton (old technology, old ball). Stay Classy Bigsy...

As a Melton bowler, I can assure you that every Wednesday night the lanes will be different (see sig). I average 170 at Melton. I used to bowl at Kedron in Brisbane as a fill in for 4 weeks and ended up averaging 216 for 12 games. I like having a low average because it makes me want more...

He's got a Way with Women...and He's Just got Away with Mine You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out

Any 300 bowled at Melton should immediately qualify for "PLATINUM" status. Just ask Adam or Russo. Also on this topic, although I agree with concept that Belmo has raised, should we start considering how often people bowl (3 games a week compared to 30+ games per week), or perhaps peoples...