You know you're a Senior bowler when...

[Andrew S.]

.........You think new equipment is faster acting medication

 

[Captain Fudge]

....... someone in their late 40's is still too young to bowl in your tournament

 

[Captain Fudge]

.....you are bending over to tie up your bowling shoes and you look around to see if there is anything else you can do while you are down there....

 

[androooo]

... When you put your back out while changing the soles on your new Dexters...

Sound familiar old boy?

 

[Captain Fudge]

.....ouch......don't remind me.......superman would not have moved those velcro.....
moral to the story....always take them off first....

 

[Susanne]

....when you get back to your motel room after bowling 10 games and find you are still wearing you bowling shoes (without covers I might add) .......

 

[FLOWER]

1. When the XXXX after is more rewarding than making the team.

2. When you only take 2 ball bags as you cannot lift the 3 ball rollers into the boot.

3. When you watch the clock for the next dose of painkillers and blood pressure tablets.

4. When the young things are trying to fix problems in our sport which have been there for 40 years and 'but that is the way we have always done it' !!!

5. When you sit down after tourns. and still laugh at the stupid (and enjoyable) things we did when we were 'young things'.

Flower

 

[GeorgeF]

You update your Black Beauty to a top of the line Yellow Dot Bleeder

 

[ms]

the black beauty is still to this day one of the best balls i have ever owned... damn ball damage ruined it about 15 years ago, otherwise i would still probly have it lol

 

[garryarnol]

your using a zimmer frame to get up to the foul line to toss your balls down the lane and the viagra still hasn't kicked in..........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[GILLIGAN]

When you go away to a 2 day tournement and use your viagra to stop rolling out of bed

 

[bm2]

aaah......so that's your story from Canberra then?????

 

[Susanne]

Hey Guys

Too much information!!!!!

 

[Carmers]

.....After a tournament, you swap receipes instead of shirts.

 

[dishman]

you no longer think you have to step off the approach while waiting for your ball to return.

 

[RobbieB]

Instead of different color lifters in the ball, you have different color handles!

 

[jason_doust]

You update your Black Beauty to a top of the line Yellow Dot Bleeder

You've made cuts with both these balls. (Does that make me a senior..?)

 

[GoTheCell]

You get up on the approach and you have forgotten why you are there.

 

[strop]

all people bowl with one hand only and you can actually count the revolutions on their balls...............

 

[Brenton_Davy]

Mike Kennedy might argue with you there Tony.

You know you are a senior bowler when............

Errrr.........

What were we talking about again?