You know your a league bowler when.....

[GeorgeF]

1. You complain you had to make a 2 board adjust on the previous 6 weeks of play

2. You take 6 balls to league even though you bowl in the centre every week

Feel free to add your own

 

[GeorgeF]

3. You bowl back to back 300's to start the night and make a ball change in the 3rd game because you don't like your reaction

 

[happychicken]

lol i wonder who that was at george lol

 

[Jase]

You know your a league bowler when.....you find everyone Else's life more important than your own...

 

[bfcc]

You know your a league bowler when - you move 2 boards to the right then move back 2 boards to the left and then tell everyone that you moved 4 boards !!!!!!

 

[xballs]

When you hear them say they hit same spot all night - when they would be lucky to hit the same spot twice in a row

 

[GoTheCell]

I resent that. I hit the lane with most of my shots.

 

[wchester]

you're never even heard of the TBA, let alone know what they do for the sport.

 

[jason_doust]

You own the biggest hooking balls in history...

And throw them straight up 10 board...

And complain about the lack of backend this house has...

And look offended when someone suggests that you would benefit from coaching.

 

[Muels1]

You know your a league bowler when..... you shoot 700 for 3 for the night and you're still 20 pins under average!

 

[GoTheCell]

The people you are bowling with have had just as many beers as you have while bowling

 

[AdrianS]

...you're trying to set a low entering average for East Coast

 

[JWhitty]

Mr Doust wins... That's brilliant

 

[dishman]

You say 'the lanes were cr@p" because you bowled a low game........its certainly wasn't the bowler

 

[AdrianS]

Youve bowled 'A' grade with your 175av in championships every year since 1992, despite the ever easier conditions and steroid balls coming out every year

 

[Muels1]

Youve bowled 'A' grade with your 175av in championships every year since 1992, despite the ever easier conditions and steroid balls coming out every year

As if people would do that lol!!! Thats Gold!!!

 

[philby]

Stand on the approach and stare at the social bowlers on the lane next to you because they didn't give way because your a "LEAGUE BOWLER" who deserves, no sorry demands that they respect you even though you just threw a 130 game.

 

[davo90]

You know your a league bowler when..... you bowl a 200+ league average and every one around you with a 40+ hcp tells you, how you could inprove your game.

 

[bluey]

When you hear them say they hit same spot all night - when they would be lucky to hit the same spot twice in a row

Twice in one game don't you mean.

 

[bluey]

You know you're a league bowler when you can only make your ave in your home centre, cause everywhere else the lanes are sh#t, and you've tried the same shot but it just doesn't work, even when you move a board.