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Funky Chicken
Twas the night after Burdekin,
An all through N.Q.
All they could talk about,
Was that giant of a man, they call Brandon Q.
Smashing the pocket, time and again,
He conquered the lanes, with relative ease.
In a display of bowling, rarely seen in the North,
He brought the entire field, crashing to it's knees.
Others had their chances, to slay the Brisbane giant
But stumbled at the last hurdle, time and again.
But special mention must go, to the man with the "sock",
That's right, Robbie Buckley, and his pocket 8-10.
Every tournament that I go to, that "The Sock" attends,
He always feels the need, to bag my fingers so scrawny,
And yes I throw a weak shot, that leaves the odd split,
But I've never left an 8-10, that's cost me the tourney
Then there was the Greek, who was a favourite to win,
But for Brandon proved to be the perfect foil.
Because instead of bowling like we know he can,
Spent too much time crying about no oil.
And finally onto the Teletubby, who gave it his best effort.
Who bowled a lot of great shots, and even ripped a rack.
With Dipsy, LaLa & Po, into the sunset he rides,
But keep one eye on the horizon, because next year he'll be back!!!
Cheers
Steve
PS On a serious note, congratulation to Brandon on a great win that showed not only what an awesome bowler he is, but also what a great ambassador for our sport he is and a real asset to the Ebonite company.
An all through N.Q.
All they could talk about,
Was that giant of a man, they call Brandon Q.
Smashing the pocket, time and again,
He conquered the lanes, with relative ease.
In a display of bowling, rarely seen in the North,
He brought the entire field, crashing to it's knees.
Others had their chances, to slay the Brisbane giant
But stumbled at the last hurdle, time and again.
But special mention must go, to the man with the "sock",
That's right, Robbie Buckley, and his pocket 8-10.
Every tournament that I go to, that "The Sock" attends,
He always feels the need, to bag my fingers so scrawny,
And yes I throw a weak shot, that leaves the odd split,
But I've never left an 8-10, that's cost me the tourney
Then there was the Greek, who was a favourite to win,
But for Brandon proved to be the perfect foil.
Because instead of bowling like we know he can,
Spent too much time crying about no oil.
And finally onto the Teletubby, who gave it his best effort.
Who bowled a lot of great shots, and even ripped a rack.
With Dipsy, LaLa & Po, into the sunset he rides,
But keep one eye on the horizon, because next year he'll be back!!!
Cheers
Steve
PS On a serious note, congratulation to Brandon on a great win that showed not only what an awesome bowler he is, but also what a great ambassador for our sport he is and a real asset to the Ebonite company.