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Just a Bowler
Breaking stories in the Realm:
* Top Contenders postpone practise.
* Brisbane Team Roll-off ( spots on the line )
* Jester in strife with local authorities
Good Evening Plebs and welcome to the 1st edition of the "Association Times".
To our first story.
Hot Favourites for this years Challange Title, the Gold Coast have postponed their practise session at Aspley 10pin Bowl set down for the 17th Feb. A Gold Coast Assoc Member said that it was disappointing that this had to happen. What " The Times " can gather is that a back-up system had failed to kick in causing a communication breakdown between all involved.
The GC assoc would also like to inform that all that purchased tickets to witness this once in a life time event will be notified.
In other news the Brisbane team have their Roll-off at Aspley 10pin Bowl on the 17th Feb. ( must be a big center)
After last years high hopes of success came to a crashing THUD, Brisbane are looking to rebuild with a different approach. After the withdrawl of team certainty George Frilingos and many of the top hopes struggling, a completely new look team could be on the cards.
" The Times " wishes all trying out the best of luck and bowl well.
In our final story it seems the King's Guard and the RSPCA have in custody one of the Lord's Jester. Things are a little sketchy but "The Times" is led to believed that the Jester involved has been feeding the Knight's Horses a special combination of grass.
It's believed that the King's Guard were tipped off with a cryptic message Get off your High Horse from a reliable source. A stablehand was quoted " It probably explains why the horses have doubled their feed and been shying at nothing.
The Jester in question has had all privilegies taken away and thrown in the dungeon awaiting sentencing.
Stay tuned for more news.
The End
* Top Contenders postpone practise.
* Brisbane Team Roll-off ( spots on the line )
* Jester in strife with local authorities
Good Evening Plebs and welcome to the 1st edition of the "Association Times".
To our first story.
Hot Favourites for this years Challange Title, the Gold Coast have postponed their practise session at Aspley 10pin Bowl set down for the 17th Feb. A Gold Coast Assoc Member said that it was disappointing that this had to happen. What " The Times " can gather is that a back-up system had failed to kick in causing a communication breakdown between all involved.
The GC assoc would also like to inform that all that purchased tickets to witness this once in a life time event will be notified.
In other news the Brisbane team have their Roll-off at Aspley 10pin Bowl on the 17th Feb. ( must be a big center)
After last years high hopes of success came to a crashing THUD, Brisbane are looking to rebuild with a different approach. After the withdrawl of team certainty George Frilingos and many of the top hopes struggling, a completely new look team could be on the cards.
" The Times " wishes all trying out the best of luck and bowl well.
In our final story it seems the King's Guard and the RSPCA have in custody one of the Lord's Jester. Things are a little sketchy but "The Times" is led to believed that the Jester involved has been feeding the Knight's Horses a special combination of grass.
It's believed that the King's Guard were tipped off with a cryptic message Get off your High Horse from a reliable source. A stablehand was quoted " It probably explains why the horses have doubled their feed and been shying at nothing.
The Jester in question has had all privilegies taken away and thrown in the dungeon awaiting sentencing.
Stay tuned for more news.
The End
