"THE GROVELDODGE HOTEL"
THE GROVELDODGE CONSORTIUM HAVE PROUDLY ANNOUNCED SPECIAL DEALS FOR THE FORTH COMING CHAMPIONSHIPS.....
STATE ORGANIZES ARE ENCOURAGED TO BOOK THESE SUPERB ROOMS EARLY.
LOCATION..... 1500 MTRS NTH OF THE BOWL, ON BRUNKER ROAD.....BACKING ONTO THE POTTS HILL No 2 RESERVOIR.
THE 18 COOLING TOWERS HAVE JUST BEEN FITTED WITH SOUNDPROOFING FROM 280 DECIBELLS TO 180 DECIBELLS FOR YOUR COMFORT.
RUMOUR OF THE BREEDING JWAMANINGA MOSQUTO'S IN THOSE TOWERS ARE COMPLETELY FALSE, BUT MANAGEMENT ENCOURAGE TENNANTS TO BRING +30 ASBESTOS LINED SUNSCREEN.
THE HOTEL IS SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LOCAL INDUSTRIAL AREA WITH FREIGHT TRUCKS LICENSED TO COURIER 24 HOURS A DAY, EAR PLUGS WILL BE ISSUED AND PARKING WILL BE REQUIRED TO BE AT THE LOCAL BIRRONG TRAIN STATION, 600 METRES UP THE ROAD.
AS YOU ENTER THE HOTELS FOYER HARD HATS WILL BE ISSUED AS WELL AS DRINK VOUCHERS.......WATER DRINK VOUCHERS.
ARCHIE PAHAMIWASSAWILLIGA WILL GREET YOU WITH OPEN ARMS...(ESPECIALLY YOU, KATIE KOTTEAKOS)
AFTER CHECKING IN ARCHIE WILL SLOWLY ESCORT YOU TO YOUR ROOMS VIA THE STAIRWELL.......
BUDGETS RATES HAVE BEEN OFFERED AND ALL BOWLERS WILL BE ALLOCATED THE 84TH FLOOR.
MEALS ARE AT A DISCOUNT TOO........
AN ENGLISH BREAKY FOR THOSE ON A BUDGET OR YOU CAN GO THE WHOLE HOG AND GO U-BEAUT WITH THE CASSAWAY OMLETTE CHIPOLATA WITH THE NUTMEG HASH BLACKY'S.
AS THERE IS ONLY ONE SHOWER PER FLOOR MANAGEMENT HAVE AGREED TO ISSUE 2 TOWELS PER PERSON, 1 TO DRY ONESELF WITH, THE OTHER AS A SAFETY PRECAUTION IF THE CIRCUIT BREAKER DOESNT WORK.
ROOMS WILL BE SERVICED WITH CLEAN SHEETS AND TOWELS DAILY STARTING FROM 5.00AM THRU TO 5.15AM.
EACH ROOM HAS JUST BEEN FITTED OUT WITH ITS VERY OWN MINI BAR CONTAINING THE LATEST ISSUE OF REFRESMENTS AND SNACKS........
ZUHMBOOLI WAFFLES
TAPPAHALLA ONION RINGS
CHUIWIWIWA CHILLI MARSHMELLOWS
ABACHARONDIE COATED CHOCOLATES
WERRIBEE DUCK WATER
KALAFAKAHARI ORANGE JUICE
......DISTEMPER TABLETS ARE ALSO AVALIABLE...
LOCAL TRANSPORT IS VIA THE RAILWAY SYSTEM OR YOU CAN BOOK THE HOTEL'S 3MAN RICKSHAW IN ADVANCE...... A MINIMUM OF 12 PEOPLE PER RIDE IS REQUIRED.
THEY HAVE ALSO UPGRADED THEIR ROOM SERVICE......
ARCHIE AND HIS COUSINS.... COPALOTTASCHITHERE, ASIFHEDPU,MUSTWANNAMASHEDPOTATO AND PISAROUNDALOT ARE HAPPY TO FULFILL YOUR NEEDS.....(ESPECIALLY YOU KATIE KOTTEAKOS)
DEALS WILL BE ANNOUNCED LATER......
I HOPE ALL WILL ENJOY THEIR STAY AT THE "GROVELDODGE HOTEL"
