Poetry Thread
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The Reggae
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Everytime we get together for a birthday or anniversary my grandfather always says the following when he or anyone else is reading the card.
The boy stood on the burning deck, picking his nose like mad.
He rolled them up in cannonballs and threw them at his Dad.
At this point we all go "Oh, Poppy just let (whoever is reading the card) read their card"
We'd be very dissapointed if he didn't do it, but gee it drives us nuts when he does. It's my grandmother's birthday tomorrow, so we'll have the privelage of hearing that poem tomorrow!!!
One that used to go around when I was in primary school was
Comet, it makes your teeth go green
Comet, it tastes like vaseline
Comet, it makes you vomit
So, get some comet and vomit today.
Can't think of any others!
Rachel
The boy stood on the burning deck, picking his nose like mad.
He rolled them up in cannonballs and threw them at his Dad.
At this point we all go "Oh, Poppy just let (whoever is reading the card) read their card"
We'd be very dissapointed if he didn't do it, but gee it drives us nuts when he does. It's my grandmother's birthday tomorrow, so we'll have the privelage of hearing that poem tomorrow!!!
One that used to go around when I was in primary school was
Comet, it makes your teeth go green
Comet, it tastes like vaseline
Comet, it makes you vomit
So, get some comet and vomit today.
Can't think of any others!
Rachel
hmmm.
k8e
Rachel. My you are so lucky you can share your pops bday, ENJOY this special day with him and always teasure those wonduful moments. my pa passed away 5 weeks ago, we shared the same bday, i miss him so much along with my family. we treasure all those little dittiys and fun times we had together. HI s love for us keeps us going .KATIE XX
The Reggae
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Katie,
I am very sorry for the loss of your Pop as we all know he has been ill for some time now.
My post was meant in a funloving manner and we are in fact at Ma & Poppy's right now for Ma's birthday and not long ago had a rendition of THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK! At which point we are broke out in hysterics.
Believe me, we all cherish every family moment we get together. I'm sorry if you got offended, but as I said the post was meant in fun.
As I implied in my original post WE'D BE DISSAPOINTED IF HE DIDN'T DO IT. It's a family tradition that we all hope lives on for a long time to come.
Rachel
hmmm.
k8e
We weren't offended of the post Rachel.
Heres a poem that my pa taught me from a lil tot!
There was a lil peanut sitting on a railway track
Its heart was full of flutter,
The train came whistling down the track
TOOT, TOOT,
peanut butter!
treasure those prescious memories!
talk soon
katie
Heres a poem that my pa taught me from a lil tot!
There was a lil peanut sitting on a railway track
Its heart was full of flutter,
The train came whistling down the track
TOOT, TOOT,
peanut butter!
treasure those prescious memories!
talk soon
katie
Cam S
BEEEEEEEEEAVER
hahah beat me too itThere once was a bloke from Namtucket...
I think we all know where this one's going ay?
saw this thread and thought about that one straight away
kind somes up where my sense of humour is
C
Choco
The nights I never wanted to wake up
The nights I cried myself to sleep
The nights I wish I was dead
ThOsE are the NiGhTs you’re in my head..</3
The nights I cried myself to sleep
The nights I wish I was dead
ThOsE are the NiGhTs you’re in my head..</3
C
Choco
This poem is one i my friend wrote but the other was one i found on the net.
The scars that litter every inch of my arms
The bruises that I got from you causing me harm
The broken bones set in plaster
The missing pieces of my soul
The whip you use to hurt me
The sharp words tumbling from your mouth
The knuckles that bleed every time you hit me
The hands that roam further south
The cries that you hear me screaming
The laughter you emit to my ear
The tears that are always streaming
The cruel words that I always hear
The reason you always drink
The pain that I always feel
The thoughts that I always think
The wondering if all this is actually real
The knife that I use to end it
The blood that hits the ground
The thought that I’ll never be hit again
My tortured soul’s very last sound
The scars that litter every inch of my arms
The bruises that I got from you causing me harm
The broken bones set in plaster
The missing pieces of my soul
The whip you use to hurt me
The sharp words tumbling from your mouth
The knuckles that bleed every time you hit me
The hands that roam further south
The cries that you hear me screaming
The laughter you emit to my ear
The tears that are always streaming
The cruel words that I always hear
The reason you always drink
The pain that I always feel
The thoughts that I always think
The wondering if all this is actually real
The knife that I use to end it
The blood that hits the ground
The thought that I’ll never be hit again
My tortured soul’s very last sound
The Reggae
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Everybody knows Ronnie picks his nose
Rubs it in dirt and eats it for dessert
Rubs it in dirt and eats it for dessert
~Mrs STORM~
Revless Wonder...
Nice Rachel, nice...
Here is one of may faves (for many reasons lol):
Liar liar pants on fire!!!
Here is one of may faves (for many reasons lol):
Liar liar pants on fire!!!
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Chinese couple meek and mild
Badly wanted snow white child.
Could find no way of shifting yellow
Which make him look like Chinese fellow
They watch TV and while the sit
They find a way of doing it.
Soon on the job without delay
Sideways in the Chinese way
Baby born with much delight
The little bugger is snow white
Father proud and full of glee
Tells what he saw on TV
Hoolie Koolie me no foolie
Me put Nappy San on my toolie
You wonder where the yellow went
I brush my balls with Pepsodent
Badly wanted snow white child.
Could find no way of shifting yellow
Which make him look like Chinese fellow
They watch TV and while the sit
They find a way of doing it.
Soon on the job without delay
Sideways in the Chinese way
Baby born with much delight
The little bugger is snow white
Father proud and full of glee
Tells what he saw on TV
Hoolie Koolie me no foolie
Me put Nappy San on my toolie
You wonder where the yellow went
I brush my balls with Pepsodent
~Mrs STORM~
Revless Wonder...
Hope FAC catches that one Max
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