tonx
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A man is sitting in an aeroplane which is about to takeoff when another man
with a Labrador Retriever occupies the two empty seats beside him. The
Labrador is situated in the middle and the first man is looking quizzically
at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.
Theairline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog...
the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him towork."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man,
"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a
few seconds. Sniffer then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the
handler's arm. He says, "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says,"That woman is in
possession of marijuana so I'm making a note of this and her seat number
for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.
"Fantastic!", replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.The dog sniffs about,sits
down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places two
paws on the handler's arm.
The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine,so again I'm making a
note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!", says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up
and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone.
He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat and ****s all over the
aisle and the seat.
The first man is really grossed out by this behaviour from a supposedly
well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on with this stupid dog?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb.!
with a Labrador Retriever occupies the two empty seats beside him. The
Labrador is situated in the middle and the first man is looking quizzically
at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.
Theairline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog...
the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him towork."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man,
"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a
few seconds. Sniffer then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the
handler's arm. He says, "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says,"That woman is in
possession of marijuana so I'm making a note of this and her seat number
for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.
"Fantastic!", replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.The dog sniffs about,sits
down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places two
paws on the handler's arm.
The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine,so again I'm making a
note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!", says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up
and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone.
He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat and ****s all over the
aisle and the seat.
The first man is really grossed out by this behaviour from a supposedly
well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on with this stupid dog?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb.!
