The Bert
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You know you are living in 2004 when:
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to catch your family of 3
4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have email addresses
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial 0 to get an outside line
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked at three
different companies
10. If you don' t have your mobile phone on you, you have no idea what your wife's phone number is
11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o' clock news
12. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job
13. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards
14. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling
15. You are too busy to notice there was no #9
16. You actually looked back up to check that there was no number 9
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to catch your family of 3
4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have email addresses
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial 0 to get an outside line
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked at three
different companies
10. If you don' t have your mobile phone on you, you have no idea what your wife's phone number is
11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o' clock news
12. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job
13. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards
14. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling
15. You are too busy to notice there was no #9
16. You actually looked back up to check that there was no number 9
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