Scoops
Just for you.
Baron subbed for me on Thursday. One of those fully experienced Pin League bowlers who watch’s our team all the time (cant blame him wanting to watch the real deal) approached our lanes. Now, David, a real nice lad, Subiaco Supporter, Warwick Capper Shorts and long socks, won't shake the hands of the opposition until after the final siren, and who refuses to bowl until our third bowler has completed his entire frame, who averages no more that 125, and as with most crayon boxes, he’s the blunt dark brown one.
Well now that I have set the scene, with Wimpy on the approach, Donna and myself skylarking behind the lanes, our valiant young David decides to pass on this full and valued experience to our "GingerCropped-Mollydookus" and explains to him "you're not bad for a social bowler and should consider joining a league". Probably thought he could take this tall ginger redneck and cultivate him under his obviously superior guidance.
As Greg stood there in a state of shock he passed on this great little yarn to the loud and snorting (thanks Donna) laughter.
Hope this fills you in on the good oil.
Stax