Anyone here like riddles?

[tonx]

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten
students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.



Can you guess the correct answer?

 

[Lauren]

The ansrew is "NO"

the last line says "Can you guess the riddle?" The answer is no.

 

[Jay_212]

Oxygen or air or something

 

[tonx]

Oxygen or air or something

FWIW, thats what I guessed too originally..... Its not the answer....

The best hint I can give is the Champagne one......

 

[Nighteyes300]

it's either N or CO2, or for those not learned in the chemical elements that Nitrogen or Carbon-Dioxide

 

[tonx]

Nope,

Its much more 'riddly' than that.....

TIME to think outside the square fellow Totalbowlers!

 

[Nighteyes300]

the only logical explanation is the almighty one... and i don't mean you tonx!!!

on edit: thats god, or i'm thinking the sun

 

[The Bert]

Can you guess the correct answer?

no i cant... thats my answer

 

[tonx]

Clue:

I make guys have to pee:

as (insert answer here)
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs.....

Its a toughy, so in time, ill keep giving you more clues

 

[The Bert]

i think you just gave the answer away there tonx...
is the answer Time??

 

[tonx]

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.

apparently this is the answer :s

 

[tonx]

Something a little easier.....


What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _

 

[Big Paulie]

Something a little easier.....
What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _

e n t

 

[The Bert]

somebody beat me to it... damn

 

[The Bert]

to save tonx putting one on have a go at this one...

In the following line of letters,
cross out six letters so that the remaining letters,
without altering their sequence,
will spell a familiar English word.

B S A I N X L E A T N T E A R S

 

[Nighteyes300]

ok ppls


What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

 

[tonx]

What do these 3 have in common?
Superman
Moses
The Cabbage Patch Kids

 

[tonx]

Answer to the Bert:

Letters

 

[granat]

Answer to Bert
BANANA

 

[Nighteyes300]

Answer to the Bert:
Letters

your crossing out more than six letters