"Honey, just sending you a quick message to tell you everyone loved my shorts and I've been asked to model a new range of bowling attire at the next Super 6. Just need some longer socks.... Have you noticed honey how my left arm is bigger than my legs?"
I'm starving, but i've been told i can't eat any of the food on the table until i have SMSed my order. To make matters worse it's a right handed phone!